Infrastructure
Entergy Working Closely With Hamster On Wheel To Work Out How Long It’ll Take To Restore NOLA Power
NEW ORLEANS, LA - With most of New Orleans still without power after being ravaged by Hurricane Ida, area provider...
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Officials Ask Residents To Notify Them If They See Youngsville Floating Away
YOUNGSVILLE, LA - With hurricane season having officially started on June 1, local officials are once again reminding residents to...
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Lake Charles Bridge Deemed “Completely Safe To Use” By Chief Engineer Stevie Wonder
LAKE CHARLES, LA - Just 24 hours after being smacked head-on by a loose riverboat, Chief Structural Engineer Stevie Wonder...
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“Bet You Never Thought That I Could Hold A Whole Ass Riverboat, Huh?” Declares Smug Lake Charles Bridge
LAKE CHARLES, LA - Despite years and years of being told that he was "structurally weak" and "way below standard", the...
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“What? No, I Thought YOU Turned The Flood Pumps On” Replies Surprised New Orleans Engineer
NEW ORLEANS, LA - Uh oh, this doesn't sound good. It's panic stations in New Orleans right now, as local...
Read moreHURRICANE SEASON: Officials Ask Residents To Notify Them If They See Youngsville Floating Away
YOUNGSVILLE, LA - With hurricane season having officially started on June 1, local officials are once again reminding residents to...
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With I-10 Eastbound Closed All Day, Scientists Confirm That Nature Is Slowly Healing To Normality
CROWLEY, LA - With the I-10 Eastbound closed for the majority of the day today due to an overturned truck,...
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President Trump’s Major Announcement Confirms That All Lanes Of I-10 Are Open
WASHINGTON, D.C. - After President Trump last night tweeted out that "something very big has just happened", he this morning...
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Fracking In River Ranch To Begin As Large Underground Deposit Of White Claw Discovered
RIVER RANCH, LA - After decades of heavy reliance upon oil, the state of Louisiana finally took its first step...
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Swimming Lane Added To Atchafalaya Basin As Alternative Travel Method To Basin Bridge
BATON ROUGE, LA - With a spate of wrecks causing closures on the Basin Bridge within the last - well,...
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