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New Ivermectin Flavor Released After Louisiana Residents Complain About Lack Of Seasoning
KENILWORTH, NJ - With many Louisiana residents complaining that their Ivermectin paste contains a distinct lack of seasoning, drug producer...
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Governor Edwards Announces Incentive To Fill In One Pothole For Every Person That Gets Vaccinated
BATON ROUGE, LA - Claiming that this is an absolutely sure-fire way to ensure that Louisiana achieves a 100% vaccination...
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Governor Edwards Reverts Louisiana To “Phase 27 And A Half”
BATON ROUGE, LA - Governor John Bel Edwards confirmed today that he is reverting Louisiana back to a "phase 27 and...
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Cajundome Provide Free Impromptu Nickelback Concert With Every COVID-19 Test
LAFAYETTE, LA - Claiming that it was both an effort to entertain those who attend and the fact that they...
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Governor Edwards Restricts Family Crawfish Boils To Maximum Of 100 People
BATON ROUGE, LA - In an unprecedented move to combat the rapidly-spreading COVID-19 virus, Governor Edwards has declared that all...
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CDC Confirms Lockdown Of New Iberia After Discovering That Apparently You Can Just Do That To A City
ATLANTA, GA - Despite nothing being particularly wrong with the area, the CDC today went ahead and put New Iberia...
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Louisiana Residents Refusing To Panic Until Budlightvirus Comes To America
MILTON, LA - Despite cases of the Coronavirus having been confirmed in the United States within the past few days,...
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CDC Reminds Cajun Heartland State Fair Goers To Ensure That They’re Up-To-Date On All Vaccinations
LAFAYETTE, LA - With the Cajun Heartland State Fair fast approaching, the CDC released a statement today reminding all residents...
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Permit Office Could Have Sworn He Said ‘Cajun Cans-Of-Bisque’
LAFAYETTE, LA - Claiming that their hearing just ain't what it used to be, officials at the local business permit...
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EPA Gifts Baton Rouge Giant Tree Air Freshener To Hang From State Capitol
BATON ROUGE, LA - In an effort to combat the smell of ass produced from the Port Allen side of...
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