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With I-10 Eastbound Closed All Day, Scientists Confirm That Nature Is Slowly Healing To Normality

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CROWLEY, LA – With the I-10 Eastbound closed for the majority of the day today due to an overturned truck, scientists confirmed that this is the definitive marker of proof that nature is returning to normality amid the COVID-19 pandemic.

The I-10 was closed until around 9pm today, with local authorities reopening the stretch of interstate just moments ago.

But the news will be somewhat of a welcome relief to locals, who will likely see it as a sure sign that the natural way of things are returning in the Acadiana area.

“This is the ultimate litmus test” explained area naturalist Clyde Adelman, “And what we’re seeing here is comprehensive fact that nature in the area is returning to how it once was.

We haven’t seen any I-10 closures for months, but with this wreck today we’re now seeing the first steps back to the way things were.

It’s very pleasing to see and I’m sure very relieving for many people in area to see.”



The Daily Crawfish Editorial Team

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