LAKE CHARLES, LA – Just 24 hours after being smacked head-on by a loose riverboat, Chief Structural Engineer Stevie Wonder has declared it “completely safe to use” after taking a good look at it.
Many have questioned the structural integrity of the bridge for a long time now, however Mr. Wonder has today put at ease the minds of those who worry that the bridge is even even worse condition now than it was two days ago, if that’s possible.
“I gave it a good looking over”, he said, “Top to bottom, side to side, everywhere in between. And it all looks a-ok to me.
I signed the papers and handed them back to the local authorities. It’s all open up again and y’all can get back to driving on it with full confidence.”
Damn same your company can post something like this about a blind man. You should be ashame of yourself. God hates uglies remember that
It was a joke, and Stevie thought it was funny as hell.
Damn shame your company can post something like this about a blind man. You should be ashame of yourself. God hates uglies remember that