INTERSTATE 10, LOUISIANA – After discovering just what a Louisiana pothole is all about on his drive down Interstate 10 today, President Biden is now redirecting all of the $1 trillion funds of the recently passed infrastructure bill to the state.
The presidential motorcade hit a slight pothole just outside of Slidell a short time ago, and is currently being hoisted out of the 7 foot deep ravine through the use of a crane.
“I’ve just got off of the phone with Mayor Pete”, said President Biden while trapped in the back seat of the motorcade, “We’ve decided that the other states don’t need that money. You guys are getting it all, God knows you need it. It’s going to take a few million just to fill in this damn pothole.
I’ll see to it that this bill is rewritten and the funds released to the state within the month. If I need to sign the bill still stuck in this pothole then I will.”
The incident is expected to put the president’s schedule back by at least a week.
