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Freetown Celebrates 4/20 With Annual ‘Burning of The Porch Couch’
FREETOWN, LA - There were celebrations on the streets of Lafayette today, as the Freetown neighborhood celebrated its annual 'Burning...
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Marvel Announce Sequel ‘Spider-Man: No Way Home – Stuck On The Basin Bridge’
HOLLYWOOD, CA - Great news superhero fans! On the back of their hugely successful festive release of 'Spider-Man: No Way...
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Queen Elizabeth Uses Annual Christmas Speech To Remind You That At Moss, You’re The Boss
LONDON, UK - Queen Elizabeth continued her time honored annual tradition of giving a Christmas speech, and used the opportunity...
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Lafayette Council Recognizes July As Lifted Truck Month To Appease Anti-LGBTQ Locals
LAFAYETTE, LA - In what is sure to please all parties concerned, a deal was struck today to appease the...
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REPORT: River Ranch No Whiter Than Usual Today
RIVER RANCH, LA - Despite an overnight snow flurry that reportedly froze the doors on numerous golf carts and rendered...
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Governor Edwards Reverts Louisiana To “Phase 27 And A Half”
BATON ROUGE, LA - Governor John Bel Edwards confirmed today that he is reverting Louisiana back to a "phase 27 and...
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Acadiana Rings In 2021 With Fifth Annual Boudin Ball Drop
LAFAYETTE, LA - Parc Lafayette was - despite nobody being there due to COVID restrictions - once again the place...
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River Ranch Sandbags Just Bricks Of Cocaine
RIVER RANCH, LA - Claiming that it's both eco-friendly and allows actual sandbags to be given to those less-affluent areas, River...
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REPORT: Experts Confirm That You Probably Shouldn’t Have Read The Comment Section
MIT, Cambridge, MA - Concluding an in-depth three-year study involving hundreds of clinical trials and countless hours of analyzing data,...
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