LAFAYETTE, LA – The confirmation that pay-to-play experts Dave & Busters are coming to Lafayette has caused an uproar of excitement in the area over recent days, and that excitement is only expected to get bigger as their collection of games was announced today.
The biggest takeaway from the news is that the Lafayette Dave & Busters will be home to 5,000 VR Car Wash Simulators, which will be sure to delight the local populous and their constant craving for new car wash locations in the area. Gamers will don their VR headset and handheld gun, and work as a team to get F150’s and other local favorites spotless on the inside and out.
Bonus points will be awarded for dealing with random in-game events such as hot weather, surprise Skoal stains in the upholstery and aggressive T-Boy customers who try and pay less than your asking price. Also make conscious choices such as “should I take the change from the cup holder?” and “how much could I get for this catalytic converter?” which will affect your in-game success.
On top of that, the location will provide 2,000 Mexican Restaurant Simulators for guests to enjoy.
Dave & Buster Spokesperson John Brown explained their eagerness and anticipation at opening the business.
“We’ve wanted to bring Dave & Busters to Lafayette for years”, he said, “And with it we wanted to bring games that we know the locals will love. And upon doing our research and due diligence we realized that Lafayette is the car wash capital of the world. It only made sense to bring Car Wash Simulator with us as the main attraction.
We hope that Lafayette will love spending their hard earned money on our somewhat overpriced business model.”