VENUS, SOLAR SYSTEM – After earlier excitement over the discovery of what could potentially be “alien life” on the planet Venus, scientists and astronomers at MIT have been brought back to Earth with a bump after realizing that it’s just another Legends location.
The news is sure to come as a huge disappointment to the scientific and astrological community, who were sure they’d stumbled across a potentially monumental discovery. However after further examination by nearby spacecraft, the alien life that had been detected were simply some frat boys chugging Natty Light.
MIT have reportedly discovered approximately 25 signs of alien life within our own solar system in the past 5 years alone, however all 25 of them have turned out to be either a new Legends location or… well, they were all new Legends locations.
Lead Astronomer at MIT John Monaco explained his disappointment at the findings.
“We were all so excited about this discovery”, he said, “But there was something in all the backs of our minds that told us to be cautious, this could just be another Legends. And lo and behold, there it was. Patrons outside of it eating burgers and drinking craft beer.
They definitely didn’t seem bothered by the 800 degrees Fahrenheit temperature, most likely because they experience double that in a typical Louisiana summer. They all seemed very relaxed.
It’s certainly a setback to our mission. But we won’t stop searching the cosmos for signs of alien life that don’t involve burger and beers on a patio.”
