The Arts
Bayou Country Superfest Officially Declared ‘World’s Largest Ever Family Get-Together’ By Guinness
BATON ROUGE, LA - With the Bayou Country Superfest coming to a close yesterday, Guinness officials today confirmed that the...
Read more
Festival International Flag Lowered To Half-Mast In Remembrance Of Crawfish Bread Bowls
LAFAYETTE, LA - With the confirmation that Festival International's beloved crawfish bread bowls have been wiped out for another year,...
Read more
FIL2018 Performers Reminded That They Are Contractually Obligated To Play At Least One Cover Of ‘Africa’ By Toto
LAFAYETTE, LA - With Festival International de Louisiana just over a week away, festival organizers have emailed each and every...
Read more
Chaos At Acadiana Mall As New Clay Higgins Build-A-Bear Hits The Shelves
LAFAYETTE, LA - There were scenes of chaos and carnage at Acadiana Mall today, as Black Friday shoppers rushed to...
Read more
MOVIE REVIEW: The Pope Identity (2017)
Although a straight to DVD release, this 2017 action movie is severely underrated. The Pope Identity is the story of...
Read more
Wayne Toups Rounds Off Festival Acadiens With Sick 22 Minute Solo Before Burning Accordion With Lighter Fluid
LAFAYETTE, LA - What a weekend! Festivals Acadiens et Creoles came to a close last night after three solid days...
Read more
OOPS: Scheduling Conflict Between U2 Concert And Saints Game Sees Bono Throw Two Touchdowns Against Patriots
NEW ORLEANS, LA - Whoops, that wasn't supposed to happen. Due to someone at corporate messing up the Superdome scheduling...
Read more
Movie Crews Move Into Area For Impromptu Filming Of Upcoming Production ‘Sharknadeaux’
LAKE ARTHUR, LA - Hollywood is returning to the state! With Hurricane Harvey set to push its way through Louisiana...
Read more
Under The Cover Of Darkness, Garth Brooks Makes Daring Midnight Escape From Cajundome
LAFAYETTE, LA - It's over. Garth's hell is finally over. Reports are coming in this morning that, under the blanket...
Read more
REPORT: Garth Brooks Resigned To Taking Up 20-Year Cajundome Residency At This Point
LAFAYETTE, LA - Settling on the fact that being able to sell so many overpriced tickets to so many fans is...
Read more
Relax, baw.
It’s just satire. So don’t come at us with that lawyering-up bullshit. This is ‘merica. We got that First Amendment, ‘kay? Good.
For a more professional explanation, please read our disclaimer.