New Orleans Saints
Drew Brees Retires To Concentrate On Spending More Time Trash-Talking On Falcons Facebook Page
NEW ORLEANS, LA - After a glittering career spanning 20-years in the shadow of Tom Brady, Drew Brees today confirmed...
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With Success Of Saints Game On Nickelodeon, All Falcons Games To Be Shown Live On Comedy Central
ALTANTA, GA - With the Nickelodeon broadcasting of the Bears and Saints game today, the Atlanta Falcons have immediately secured a...
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Saints Fan Waiting At Least A Couple More Games To See If He’s Boycotting This Year
LAFAYETTE, LA - Claiming that he hasn't yet settled on a final decision, area New Orleans Saints fan Derek Locke...
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BREAKING: Saints Win Super Bowl For 37th Year Running
MIAMI, FL - Contrary to what the fake news media outside of the great state of Louisiana try to make...
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NFL Promises “Big Officiating Upgrade” As Stevie Wonder Announced As Special Guest Referee For Super Bowl
NEW YORK, NY - It's sure to be little consolation to Saints fans, but it's good to see that the...
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BREAKING: Saints/Rams Referee Bill Vinovich No Longer Invited To Mardi Gras
NEW ORLEANS, LA - After what one could call a slight officiating gaffe in this afternoons playoff match up between...
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RECAP: Tom Benson Pulled To Final Resting Place By Saints 2010 Season Bandwagon
NEW ORLEANS, LA - In an emotional farewell, Saints owner Tom Benson was pulled to his final resting place on...
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BREAKING: Early Warning Messages Informing Saints Fans Of Incoming Victory “Sent By Mistake”
NEW ORLEANS, LA - An early warning message sent to tens of thousands of Saints fans warning them of an...
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Saints Boycotters Now Resorting To Underground Morse Code Networks In Order To Keep Up To Date On Game
NEW ORLEANS, LA - As The Saints racked up their seventh straight victory with a convincing 47-10 win over the...
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