MIAMI, FL – Contrary to what the fake news media outside of the great state of Louisiana try to make you believe tonight, the New Orleans Saints have won their 37th consecutive Super Bowl with a 124-3 victory over the Kansas City Chiefs.
The victory came as no surprise to anyone inside of Louisiana as the great franchise in the history of pro football continued their dominance, with quarterback Drew Brees throwing for 1823 yards and passing for 1120.
In addition, the game only went as far as the end 3rd quarter, with the Chiefs conceding as they knew they were never going to come back from such a hefty deficit. The 4th quarter was spent with an impromptu New Orleans-style celebration taking place on the field, which included grilling, dancing and live jazz music.
After the game Drew Brees confirmed that he has no plans for retirement and believes that he’s in the peak of his career, suggesting that he has around 30 more years in him.
He also promised that the Saints will continue to win every Super Bowl until at least the year 2100.
Editors note: It has been reported that the Saints didn’t even make the Super Bowl this year, which is quite obviously impossible and quite clearly fake news. We urge anyone who reads that type of nonsense to never watch or read anything from that outlet again, and only get your sports news from us.