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Coach Orgeron Announces Ambitious 5-Year Plan To Score Point Against Alabama
BATON ROUGE, LA - Claiming that tonight's 29-0 defeat was "nothing to worry about", Coach Orgeron announced that he will...
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Devin White Returns To LSU Defense After Spending First Half Flying #FreeDevinWhite Airplane
BATON ROUGE, LA - LSU star linebacker Devin White returns to his teams defense for the second half at Death...
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Loud Bang Heard In East Baton Rouge Parish Confirmed To Be LSU Fans Coming Back Down To Earth
BATON ROUGE, LA - After hundreds of reports of a loud bang being heard in East Baton Rouge Parish, local...
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TERRIBLE: Protests Continue As Mike VII Has Still Not Stood For National Anthem, Or Anything Else Really
Baton Rouge, LA - LSU fans are outraged that Mike VII, the newest tiger mascot for the school, has yet...
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MMM: Community Coffee Unveil New ‘LSU 2017/2018 Blend’ With Sour Start, Typical Lifeless Finish
BATON ROUGE, LA - You may need quite a few cups of this to wake you up in a morning....
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REPORT: Astronauts Aboard The ISS Confirm That Les Miles’ Smug Grin Currently Visible From Space
ISS, EARTH'S ORBIT - On the back of LSU's 37-7 defeat at the hands of Mississippi State this evening, astronauts...
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LSU Janitor Les Miles Can’t Believe That He’s Still Being Mistaken For Football Coach After 11 Years
BATON ROUGE, LA - After watching LSU succumb to an opening day loss against Wisconsin Badgers, janitor Les Miles is absolutely...
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BEAUTIFUL: UL Gets A Great Deal On Light Installations For Cajun Field Just In Time For Football Season
LAFAYETTE, LA - It really is a stunning sight. With college football season getting back into gear, the folks at...
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REPORT: Interviews For New LSU Tiger Mascot Not Going Too Well
BATON ROUGE, LA - After discussions and one-on-one's with a number of employees have called "vastly under-qualified candidates", it is...
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LSU Janitor Les Miles Can’t Believe That He’s Still Being Mistaken For Football Coach After 11 Years
BATON ROUGE, LA - After watching LSU succumb to an opening day loss against Wisconsin Badgers, janitor Les Miles is absolutely...
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