Infrastructure
OOPS: The Cajun Navy Ends Up In West Africa After Second-Hand Thrift Store GPS Forgets To Be Updated
LAGOS, NIGERIA - Well this is unfortunate. There were red faces all round this morning as famed rescuers The Cajun...
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Amid Criticism, Verot School Road Construction Project Engineer Stevie Wonder Confirms That “Everything’s Looking Good”
LAFAYETTE, LA - After taking on heavy criticism on the state of the Verot School Road construction project in recent...
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UL’S HARVEY STATEMENT: “Look, Is The Sun Swallowing The Earth? No. So Yes Campus Will Be Open.”
LAFAYETTE, LA - School officials at the University of Louisiana at Lafayette are reportedly growing frustrated at students due to...
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NICE: The Cajun Navy’s New Naval Destroyer ‘CNS Thibodeaux’ Has Been Delivered Just In Time
LAFAYETTE, LA - With the heavy rains quickly approaching the Acadiana area over the next few days, the Cajun Navy...
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Youngsville Floods Early After Area Woman Accidentally Leaves Bath Tap Running
YOUNGSVILLE - Despite the fact that Hurricane Harvey is still almost 500 miles away from the Acadiana area, Youngsville residents...
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GREAT NEWS: Job Boost For Louisiana As Keystone Light Pipeline Gets The Go-Ahead
WASHINGTON D.C. - In a huge job boost for the local economy, the green light was given in the Capitol today...
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LaDOTD Announce Plans To Just Start Letting People Know When I-10 Is Open As Opposed To Closed
BATON ROUGE, LA - Realizing that it's probably going to be exponentially easier, the Louisiana Department of Transportation announced plans...
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END OF WATCH: Lafayette’s Redflex Cameras Put To Death Via Louisiana Firing Squad
LAFAYETTE, LA - It's over, it's done. Area officials have officially confirmed that Lafayette's Redflex speed cameras were executed in the...
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Trump: “We’re Going To Diversify Louisiana And Bring Back Its Economy By Mining For Play-Doh”
NEW YORK, NY - The state of Louisiana received great news this weekend, as President-elect Donald Trump confirmed that he has...
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Nickelback Discovered Hiding Out In Disused Changing Room During Cajundome Renovations
LAFAYETTE, LA - In what came an almighty shock to construction and renovation crews earlier today, all four members of...
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