Infrastructure
‘Intelligent’ I-10 Roadsign Trials Put On-Hold As They Develop Anger Issues At Incompetent Drivers
BATON ROUGE, LA - Calling the situation "a little unfortunate yet completely understandable", the LDRM (Louisiana Department of Road Management)...
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Downtown Chase Tower Receives Installation Of Wacky Inflatable-Armed Christ The Redeemer
LAFAYETTE, LA - As the sun sets on another Southern Louisiana evening, the skyline is peaceful in it's silhouettes. But...
Read moreRIVER RANCH: Detailed Blueprints Leaked Of Bridge That Will Provide Direct Link To Chick-Fil-A
LAFAYETTE, LA - River Ranch looks to continue it's unrelenting development, as plans have emerged from behind its glorious walls and...
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Authorities To Combat Spate Of Recent Railroad Accidents With Installation Of Stunt Jump Ramps
BROUSSARD, LA - It hasn't been a great year for railroad accidents. There has been a huge increase in both serious...
Read moreEXCLUSIVE: Construction Of I-49 Loop Officially Underway As Hot Wheels Crews Move In
CARENCRO, LA - After much discussions, many protests, and way too many town meetings, construction of the I-49 loop officially began today...
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OFFICIAL: Speed Cameras Now Outnumber People 2-to-1 In River Ranch
LAFAYETTE, LA - A study conducted by the Louisiana Institute of Motor Safety today revealed that speed cameras within the River Ranch...
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TRAFFIC: Authorities Decide Not To Re-Open I-10 This Time; Reported To Be “So Over It”
DUSON, LA - After yet another day of having to close the I-10, authorities today announced that they have decided not...
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LIVE: Authorities Warn Of Seven Mile Long Lines At Local Grocery Store; Area Woman Writing Check As Payment
LAFAYETTE, LA - Police are urging residents to avoid the express register at Albertsons grocery store on Ambassador Caffery Parkway today, due to tailbacks...
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Mariana Trench Loses Record For ‘Lowest Point On Earth’ As Pothole Appears On Kaliste Saloom Road
LAFAYETTE, LA - A new record has been set today, as a newly-formed, classic Louisiana pothole on Kaliste Saloom Road...
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Engineers Move To Tackle Flood Waters By Guiding Excess Flow Into One Of Grandmas Spare Gumbo Pots
MELVILLE, LA - The US Army Corps of Engineers today revealed plans that would see excess waters diverted from the Mississippi...
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