LAFAYETTE, LA – Fresh off the back of Grillgate and having to endure the horrific sight of three whole people throwing some high-quality meats on the grill outside of his residence, Mayor-President Josh Guillory awoke in cold sweats last night after having that recurring dream where he was surrounded by cookouts.
It took place at approximately 3am, with Guillory jumping up from a sound sleep with beads of sweat dripping down his face and his heart-rate beating at a rapid pace.
“Everyone was grilling”, he reportedly said about the dream, “Everyone. It was like a cook-off. All of the meats were well-seasoned and there were condiments everywhere.
Nobody should have to witness that, not even in their dreams. I could taste the spices in the back of my throat and could smell the rubs in the back of my nostrils.
Dear God, I never want to have to experience that again. It was awful. I’m thankful it was just a dream, but I’m wide awake now. I’m not getting back to sleep after that.”
This is ridiculous mayor Guillory is an excellent mayor. He is a just man and trying to keep our city right. Don’t make fun of him
Agreed, he has been elected by majority vote and I support him 100%.
signed: His Mom
Tell him wait till crawfish season
WOW Then I hate to imagine what the Pellerin family is going through, what type nightmares they are having they lost a soul a human being. Josh dream she be a good dream I love Bar B Q !!!!
That shits is funny he’s eating too late in the evening and going lay down. If he does that he needs to sit up at least 30 minutes to an hour before going to bed and he food would have digested it’s the same with late night drinking too! I’m no doctor but I’m just saying!
Not funny!!! I agree with Gail Landry. Mayor Guillory is being harassed and bullied. That’s just wrong in every sense of the word.
No funny! What that woman did was inappropriate. She was bullying and harassing him. It was just wrong.