LAFAYETTE, LA – In what is anticipated to be a huge boost to the reputation of the city, Lafayette has officially been recognized by the World Clean Car Association (WCCA) as the world’s largest car wash.
Lafayette has had a huge influx of car washes in recent years. In November of last year there was approximately 15 car washes for every resident. And now the city has finally reached the point where it has so many that it has actually become the city itself.
“Lafayette has been growing its car wash economy at an exponential rate”, said WCCA President William Gaither, “And we are delighted to announce that they are at a point in their history where I can officially pronounce the city as the world’s largest car wash.
Clocking in at an impressive 56 square miles, there really is nothing like it elsewhere in the world, and to commemorate this we will be breaking ground on the National Car Wash Museum right here in Lafayette. This will also double as a car wash.
The world needs clean cars, and I can say without doubt that there is no finer place in America or the world to come and get a soapy clean and immaculate detail at a money laundering front than Lafayette, Louisiana.”
Mayor Guillory received the official recognition today at a small Downtown gathering. He was unavailable for comment, as he said that he needed to go and get his car cleaned while eating some non-spicy Mexican food.
