LAFAYETTE, LA – In a desperate attempt to restore both some sense of normality and general happiness in the area, God gave the go-ahead earlier today for Viva La Waffle to be brought back.
Originally known for slinging top-quality (not an ad) waffles from their food truck, Viva La Waffle plan to move into the old Dix Daiquiris building by the end of the year. God has reportedly funded the move himself, stating that he feels that he’s probably been a little too harsh on Acadiana in recent times.
“I’m going to let them have this one”, he reportedly told aides in Heaven, “See to it that it happens. I’m giving the green-light on this. I feel kind of guilty that I’ve been a little too hard on that area of the world this year. I suppose waffles will take the edge off of it.”
I’ll even front them the cash. See to it that they get this.”
God was then seen cutting a check and requesting that one of his aides take it down to Earth in person.
Experts predict that the return of Viva La Waffle will increase happiness in the area by 395%. And after COVID, lockdowns, economic hardships and a huge-ass hurricane, it’s definitely needed.
