LOUISIANA, USA – Just one day after officials knocked on the doors of the Lafayette Courthouse demanding to know “what the fuck is up, Donny’s?“, the FBI have this evening confirmed that they’re just going to go ahead and save time by investigating the whole of Louisiana.
The decision was made this afternoon after higher-up’s at the FBI decided that it would save a lot of time and travel expenses if they just went ahead and investigated the whole state while they were there.
Teams are expected to begin the rest of the investigations once the Courthouse investigation has been completed. It expected to take approximately 734 years to complete, with 50 teams working around the clock.
