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LEAKED: Blue Bell To Release New ‘Sammy Kershaw’s Small Town Life’ Flavor On Friday
SLIDELL, LA - In what is potentially the biggest and most exciting news for Louisiana residents since electricity and running...
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Downtown Lafayette To Attract New Businesses By Re-Branding As ‘Laf Vegas’; Mini-Strip Included
LAFAYETTE, LA - Exciting changes are coming to Downtown Lafayette, with leaked plans hinting towards the area receiving a makeover in the near...
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Apple Reveals Exclusive ‘Mais Yeah!’ Edition Of New iPhone SE, Tailored Exclusively To Louisiana Folk
CUPERTINO, CA - Huge news came out of California yesterday at the Apple conference at their headquarters in Cupertino, with...
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Introduction Of Uber Sees Total Number Of Cabs In Lafayette Halved From 2 to 1
LAFAYETTE, LA - We can all agree that the introduction of Uber in Lafayette has been a pretty solid game-changer...
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New Harry Potter Book Sees Harry’s Son Battle To Save His TOPS Scholarship At UL
LAFAYETTE, LA - J.K. Rowling excited muggles all around the world last week with the announcement of a new Harry Potter...
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Local Brewery To Release Beer Brewed With Tears Of UL Students Who Just Paid Tuition Fees
MILTON, LA - A new local micro-brewery is set to release their first beer this week - and it has a...
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Satan Delighted To Announce That The Newly-Constructed 10th Circle Of Hell Will Include Acadiana Mall
HELL - In a significant boost to the area, Satan confirmed today that the Underworld's long-awaited 10th Circle will include the Acadiana Mall amongst...
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Louisiana To Combat Decline In Oil Sector By Construction Of Brand New Prayer Recycling Plants
LAKE CHARLES, LA - There was renewed economical hope in the state today after officials unveiled plans to construct a...
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Inventor Of Latest Weaponary Attachment ‘Gun Nuttz’ Refuses To Get Downbeat By Lack Of Sales
GUEYDAN, LA - A local man has been left feeling baffled and frustrated since Christmas, after his creation turned out to be...
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The Daily Crawfish’s Resident Office Mouse Bewildered That Some American Citizens Actually Given A Full Day Off At Christmas
LAFAYETTE, LA - Clive, the resident office mouse at The Daily Crawfish's offices, spoke today of his amazement that the...
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