LAFAYETTE, LA – Obviously trying to be some sort of part-time comedian, local resident Sarah Walters has just found out that her priest used that God-damn permanent marker again.
Mrs. Walters was under the assumption that the 2019 incident was a one-off and that repeating an identical prank a year later would be in poor taste, however it seems that Father Hill thought otherwise.
The realization came as she got home from work and tried to wipe off her cross with a towelette, however upon not a single speck of the dark substance coming off she knew instantaneously what had occurred.
Initial reports suggest that another 300 or so people in the area have probably also been affected by Father Hill’s annual prank, with most of them about to realize within the next hour or so. He has, however, forgiven himself for the borderline sin by doing a “self-confession” while catching up on paperwork and giggling to himself.
It is yet to be seen whether or not Mrs. Walters will be taking the day off of work tomorrow because of the issue, however early indications point towards that answer being a comprehensive “absolutely”.
