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ANTIFA Believed To Be Behind River Ranch Woman Receiving A Medium Iced Coffee Despite Asking For Large

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RIVER RANCH, LA – Despite no official announcement being made at this time, inside sources have revealed that ANTIFA are believed to be behind an incident this morning in which a River Ranch woman received a medium iced coffee from a drive-thru, despite asking for a large.

The incident took place at around 8:30am and involved an unnamed woman that resides in River Ranch. Despite clearly and confidently asking for a “large iced coffee with an extra shot of espresso” at the drive-thru order-box, she received only a medium size drink upon reaching the payment window.

The difference in size was only truly recognized by the individual once she was back on the road again, far too late to go back and highlight the mistake due to the length of the drive-thru line.

Although they have yet to claim responsibility for the incident, ANTIFA are believed to be behind it. Sources say that the receipt clearly states that the woman was meant to receive a large sized drink, however authorities reportedly believe that the organization somehow infiltrated the transaction.

Local authorities have already began their investigation into what happened, as well as the local government who have reportedly shelved all COVID testing until the iced coffee incident is resolved and those responsible brought to swift justice.

Nobody was available for comment at this time.

THIS IS A DEVELOPING STORY.

 

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