AREA 51, NV – With the Area 51 raid in full swing and millions of people storming the secured area, it has been confirmed that unsurprisingly Gordon McKernan has had billboard space there for the past six years.
Officials at the site confirmed today that McKernan does indeed have 184 billboards around the facility, advertising his services for those that have been involved in U.F.O. wrecks, abductions, and unsolicited extra-terrestrial probing.
The main entrance to the site – approximately two miles in length – contained 29 billboards alone, with a further 15 along the edge of the Groom Lake airport runway.
“He’s been here for a while now”, confirmed an Area 51 official, “As soon as we announced that we’d be installing 200 billboards on-site, we got a call from his office informing us that they wanted 184 of them.
Some dude called Bart Bernard has a couple around the U.F.O. hangars, and William Gee has one advertising his services to those who have suffered injury while travelling through wormholes.
It’s a little overwhelming, but you get used to it.”