LAFAYETTE, LA – Watch out ladies, he’s going wild! Claiming that those four bottles of Bud Light have got him feelin’ stir-crazy and way out of his comfort zone, area boyfriend Todd Michaels has just declared that he wants to “keep his fishing shirt on”.
Having just got home from wining and dining his one-and-only at the Olive Garden on Ambassador Caffery, things are reportedly getting tepid and somewhat heavy in the bedroom of the West Bayou Parkway home.
The downright nastiness is believed to be attributed to a combination of the alcohol flowing through his bloodstream and the breadsticks settling nicely in the stomach, although hearing his girlfriend singing along to Eagle 98.1 classic rock hits such as Scorpion’s Rock You Like A Hurricane on the drive home is allegedly also a deciding factor.
Regardless, Mr. Michaels is high on life and was even reportedly considering demanding that he leave his polarized sunglasses on too, however that decision was reversed and they now find themselves safely stored away in their protective case on the bedside table.
“Look, I’m feeling a little nasty tonight”, he reportedly said, “Mind if I leave my Magellan on? I know you’d love that, I know you love this Gulf Stream green color, and just feel this fabric.”
Further details were unknown as the bedroom was shut at this point. The couple are expected to emerge in around six minutes to make some Community Coffee and wind down with a rerun of the LSU championship game.
