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Mayor Josh Guillory Commits To Saving Popeye’s Buffet As Long As Spicy Items Are Removed

by The Daily Crawfish Editorial Team
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LAFAYETTE, LA – Great news for local fried chicken fans! With the future of Popeye’s last remining buffet on the line, Mayor-President Josh Guillory has stepped up to the plate and committed to saving the famed establishment as long as all spicy items are removed.

The Popeye’s buffet, located in Lafayette and the last remaining one in existence, has an extensive group of fans who love nothing more than to eat their own weight in chicken and know that they’re only paying $9 for the privilege.

However due to COVID restrictions in relation to buffet eateries, there has been uncertainty as to whether it will be around much longer.

But fear not! As today Mayor-President Guillory threw his complete support behind the buffet and pledged to save it, so long as it only served chicken at a mild spice level.

“I am fully committed to saving this Lafayette gem” said Guillory, “But on the premise that anything with a higher seasoning level than I can handle be removed from the menu. Therefore, only plain, bland and mild heat levels will be on offer.

I’ve discussed this with a number of irrelevant, unrelated and highly underqualified people who I believe are essential to this type of decision-making and they are all in complete agreement that this is a fair deal.

I will be doing everything in my power to ensure that this happens, and of course I will be making this topic as highly controversial as possible to annoy the maximum amount of my constituents. Lassy Lebanon tomp ruler, as we say down here!”

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Comments 5

  1. W.Martin says:
    2 years ago

    LOL, what an executive decision – no Spicy chicken! You can’t make this crap up.

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  2. Brian Bradley says:
    2 years ago

    You funny.

    Reply
  3. Tara Fogleman says:
    2 years ago

    Im so fucking dead

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  4. Mike says:
    2 years ago

    Why save it if can’t be the normal buffet.
    Cook your own boring tasteless chicken at home.
    Seems to me you’re being a selfish buffet dictator.
    How many times have you eaten there and how many times do you plan to eat there if you save the buffet?

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  5. Cyndi Strickland says:
    2 years ago

    I surely hope this article was written in regards to sarcasm. The mayor cannot change what a restaurant serves and Popeyes is known for its spicy chicken so I really hope this was printed as a joke

    Reply

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