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Clay Higgins Settles Down To Men In Black Movie Marathon To Prepare For New Space And Science Committee Role

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WASHINGTON, D.C. – Is there anyone out there more dedicated to their job than this man?

After learning that he had received a promotion to Vice President of House Science Subcommittee on Oversight, Congressman Clay Higgins immediately returned to his D.C. rental to knuckle down and learn more about space by binge watching the Men In Black movies.

Higgins, who already knows a lot about science and space through being a member of the House Committee Science and Space Technology for over a year now, felt it necessary to further his education in order to be the best he possibly can in his new role.



He was seen looking for the nearest Redbox rental location that carried all three Men In Black movies, however after having no luck ended up lending them from a local community library.

“Look at those crazy ass aliens”, he proclaimed to himself on numerous occasions, “I’d better watch out for those ones. I’m sure I saw some just like that back in St. Landry Parish.”

Higgins apparently took notes throughout the marathon, and is reportedly keen place an order for a neuralyzer and a nice new pair of heavily tinted sunglasses.



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