BATON ROUGE, LA – Despite only lasting 11 days, having near-to-no stance on any issues and receiving a handful of criticism, political analysts today confirmed that Kanye West’s campaign was still far more successful than Bobby Jindal’s 2016 run for presidency.
Jindal, who apparently these days spends his time fishing and making sporadic appearances on Fox News, made a more than disappointing attempt to become president four years ago, garnering roughly 14 votes nationwide and polling at -6 within his family circle.
The analysis comes days after Kanye bowed out of the race.
“Even though Kanye was only in the race for just over a week, he still had an exponentially more successful campaign than Jindal did”, said political analyst Marie Dahlstrom. “He got 100 times more media coverage than Jindal ever did, and actually had a handful people who believed that he had a nano-fraction of a chance of winning.
He didn’t have any stances on any issues, therefore people think negatively of him for any of said issues. Not to mention the fact that Kanye actually built a financial empire, not bankrupt a state.
Kanye also had 100% less embarrassing campaign videos – none, to be precise. Ultimately, when you weigh up all of these factors plus a whole lot more, Kanye West had a far more successful presidential run than Bobby Jindal. It’s just facts.”