Politics
Collection Plate Passed Around At United Nations With All Donations Going Towards Louisiana’s Budget
NEW YORK CITY, NY - Great news for our financially-stricken state! Louisiana was pulled out of the hole a little...
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UH-OH: Crisis Talks Underway As New Iberia Now Believed To Be Capable Of Developing Inter-Parish Bottle Rocket
NEW IBERIA, LA - This is a serious issue that the Southern Louisiana community needs to handle immediately. Early reports...
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Resident White House Grass Cutter Clay Higgins Looks On In Anger As Some Little Punk Kid Can’t Even Mow Straight
WASHINGTON, DC - Despite being given the day off from maintenance duties, resident White House grass cutter Clay Higgins watched...
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DACA GONE WILD: President Trump Considers Plan To Deport Hundreds Of Thousands Of Illegal Cajuns
While the country has been buzzing with the news that Trump has decided to end the DACA program, the White...
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BREAKING: Cajun SpecOps Group SKOAL Team Six Deployed To Florida On Covert Recovery Operation
LAFAYETTE, LA - Hold tight, Florida - help is on the way! Southern Louisiana's covert special ops' group SKOAL Team...
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REPORT: Mawmaw Offers To Let President, First Lady Stay In Her Spare Room Tonight
LAKE CHARLES, LA - Worried that they may not have somewhere to stay tonight after visiting on such short notice,...
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Jacket-Wearing President Trump Clearly Underestimating Devil’s Ass-Crack Level Humidity Of Louisiana
LAKE CHARLES - Wow, talk about an oversight. Emerging from Air Force One moments ago, Donald Trump was seen wearing...
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ALERT: Local Authorities Warn Of Possible Anti-Cajun Instrument Group ‘AN T-FER’ Uprising Around Acadiana
LAFAYETTE, LA - Uh-oh. This could spell trouble. Lafayette authorities have warned residents of a potential uprising of anti-Cajun instrument...
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WOW: General Mouton Resorts To Donning A Disguise In Hopes Of Not Being Recognized And Pulled Down
LAFAYETTE, LA - Looks like it's desperate times for old Alf. In light of the recent events pertaining to the...
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GREAT NEWS: Job Boost For Louisiana As Keystone Light Pipeline Gets The Go-Ahead
WASHINGTON D.C. - In a huge job boost for the local economy, the green light was given in the Capitol today...
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