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Area Drunks In Uproar As Keystone Light Pipeline Construction Is Cancelled
LAFAYETTE, LA - Following yesterday's news that President Biden has revoked the presidential permit to finish construction on the Keystone...
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U.S. Government Reminds Disappointed Bahamas Vacationers That Holly Beach Is Still Open
WASHINGTON, D.C. - With the Bahamas officially announcing today that they will be banning U.S. tourists from entering to prevent...
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With Crude Demand Low, Louisiana Announces Plans To Diversify Into Olive Oil Drilling
BATON ROUGE, LA - With crude oil prices crashing to negative prices in the US today, Governor John Bel Edwards...
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UL Deemed Safe From Coronavirus After Being Unable To Find On-Campus Parking
LAFAYETTE, LA - Despite concerns that UL would take precautions to combat the COVID-19 virus, officials announced today that it...
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Barricade Farmers Report Plentiful Crop This Year
LAFAYETTE, LA - In what is sure to be a welcome economic boost for the area, crowd control barricade farmers...
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Layoffs At Waitr As Company Announces Plans To “Refocus On Whatever The Hell We Were Doing Three Years Ago”
LAKE CHARLES, LA - It's no secret that local food-delivery company and stock market giant Waitr has been somewhat of...
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TECH: Tinder Adds New Safety Feature Warning User If Potential Match Is From St. Landry Parish
WEST HOLLYWOOD, LA - This is great news for area romantics! App giant Tinder rolled out an update earlier today,...
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Magellan Takes On Extra 80,000 Christmas Workers To Meet Louisiana’s Demand For Fishing Shirts
PHOENIX, AZ - With Christmas Day fast approaching, the festive gift-buying period is well underway. And to combat the ever-increasing...
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In Ironic Twist, Going-Out-Of-Business Furniture Stores Only Remaining Stores Open In Lafayette
LAFAYETTE, LA - In what one could call slight irony, it's been announced that the only remaining stores still open...
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Fracking In River Ranch To Begin As Large Underground Deposit Of White Claw Discovered
RIVER RANCH, LA - After decades of heavy reliance upon oil, the state of Louisiana finally took its first step...
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