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Brian Pope Expedites His Order Of ‘Prison Lingo For Dummies’ Book From Three-Day Shipping To Overnight

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LAFAYETTE, LA – After being found guilty on four out of seven counts of perjury (one) andĀ malfeasance in office (three), soon to be former city marshal Brian Pope has swiftly logged into his Amazon account to expedite the shipping of his already ordered ‘Prison Lingo For Dummies’ book from three-day shipping to overnight.

Clearly worried that he won’t be able to learn the cool prison phrases that will help him become respected on the inside, Pope logged into his Amazon app immediately after the verdict was read in order to ensure that he received his package as soon as possible.

It is also believed that he has cancelled his orders for his Bad Lieutenant DVD, “Popemobile” custom car decal and novelty Flintstones tie.

Sentencing for Brian Pope is still unclear.



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