NEW ORLEANS, LA – After the now well-publicized comments made earlier by Drew Brees, the New Orleans Saints have confirmed that they’re considering replacing them with Jameis Winston’s backup comments on the matter.
Brees’ comment performance has taken a dip in recent months after questionable instances pertaining to both the issues of the LGBTQ community and kneeling for the national anthem. And now, because of this, Winston – the current backup comment-making quarterback – is now being considered as the new star comment-making quarterback.
“There has to be a changing of the guard at some point”, explained spokesperson Kyle Dean, “Brees has put in countless numbers of quality comments and opinions that have been right and just, and for that we are grateful.
But performances decline over time, and those higher-ups and decision-makers feel that it is time for Jameis to make the public comments around here. He’s the future.
“No official decision has been made yet, but talks are ongoing.”