LONDON, UK - The Queen delivered her annual Christmas broadcast message yesterday, which this year included such advice to viewers across the globe as...
BREAUX BRIDGE, LA - After recently revealing that non-religious area man Stephen Peters was mentally conditioning himself for his in-laws' pre-Christmas meal grace, we are...
LAFAYETTE, LA - Clive, the resident office mouse at The Daily Crawfish's offices, spoke today of his amazement that the place was actually...
BREAUX BRIDGE, LA - Local non-religious man Stephen Peters reportedly spent the majority of Christmas Eve mentally preparing himself for the impending and...
YOUNGSVILLE, LA - Oral hygiene manufacturers Warner-Lambert Pfizer are rushing to quell concerns amongst Louisiana conspiracy theorists and general knuckleheads that mouthwash brand Listerine is totally...