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Joint Investigation Between Rob Perillo And Rob Thomas Of Matchbox 20 Confirms That Man, It’s A Hot One

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LAFAYETTE, LA – After hours of researching, stat-checking, deliberating, revising, discussing, agreeing and confirming, Rob Perillo and Rob Thomas of Matchbox Twenty have finally concluded that man, it’s a hot one.

With the weather reaching triple digits in certain places of Acadiana and a heat advisory in effect for the last few days, the joint investigation between the two conclusively proved without a shadow of a doubt that it feels like seven inches from the midday sun.

The investigation has been praised by the NOAA who have verified that all the proof given in the investigation has been fully-verified and are in full agreement with the findings.

“The investigation given to us by Rob and Rob is one of the most detailed and advanced reports that we’ve vetted in recent times”, said NOAA researcher Joseph Windham, “The findings of the report are absolutely iron-clad. We’re in full agreement that man, it is indeed a hot one.

To suggest that it feels like six, or eight inches from the midday Sun would have been inaccurate. Their precise measurement of it feeling like seven inches from the midday Sun is absolutely spot-on.

We’re highly impressed with this investigation and we believe that it will be spoken about for decades to come.”

The Daily Crawfish Editorial Team

The Daily Crawfish Editorial Team

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