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November, 19, 2018

GREAT NEWS: Saints’ Cover The QB Position For Next 120 Years By Successfully Cloning...

NEW ORLEANS, LA - NFL, beware! Fresh off the back of an embarrassing off-season defeat to the Browns, New Orleans Saints this morning received a huge boost...

REPORT: Interviews For New LSU Tiger Mascot Not Going Too Well

BATON ROUGE, LA - After discussions and one-on-one's with a number of employees have called "vastly under-qualified candidates", it is being reported that interviews for the position...

GREAT NEWS: West University Underpass Chosen As Training Site For U.S. Olympic Diving Team

LAFAYETTE, LA - A great piece of news coming out of the U.S. Olympic camp today. With the 2018 Olympics just a little over one year away,...

Drew Brees Already Believed To Be In Mexico After Audacious $44 Million Saints Contract...

NUEVO LEON, MEXICO - A mere 48-hours after audaciously scamming New Orleans Saints out of almost $50 million in a contractually-bound salary, authorities have confirmed that quarterback Drew...

LSU Janitor Les Miles Can’t Believe That He’s Still Being Mistaken For Football Coach...

BATON ROUGE, LA - After watching LSU succumb to an opening day loss against Wisconsin Badgers, janitor Les Miles is absolutely baffled as to why he keeps getting...

UL Hires The Sandlot Gang To Retrieve 40 Years Worth Of Lost Baseballs From...

LAFAYETTE, LA - With renovations getting underway at M.L. Tigue Moore Field baseball stadium, the University of Lafayette announced this morning that they have contracted in the guys from the...

‘Purple And Gold Lives Matter’ Bill Passed To Protect LSU Fans From Being Made...

BATON ROUGE, LA - In a move that will surely put plenty of Alabama football fans out of work, a new bill that will protect LSU fans from anything negative...

“I Just Want To Get High And Eat Snacks”; Weed Legalization For Mike VI...

BATON ROUGE, LA - A new bill has been reportedly been fast tracked to the Governor’s desk today, which would allow marijuana to be legalized specifically for Mike...

Drew Brees Managing Offensive Expectations For Season By Training With Local Blind School

NEW ORLEANS, LA - With the 2016 NFL schedule fresh off the press, New Orleans Saints Quarterback Drew Brees hit the practice turf this morning to dust...

Harry Potter Spin-Off Rumors Fueled; Location Scouts Arrive At Cajun Field To Assess ‘Quidditch-ability’

LAFAYETTE, LA - Rumors of a Lafayette-based Harry Potter spin-off intensified yesterday as location scouts were spotted around town armed with clipboards and cameras, whilst looking intensely at...

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