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September, 22, 2018

Drew Brees Already Believed To Be In Mexico After Audacious $44 Million Saints Contract...

NUEVO LEON, MEXICO - A mere 48-hours after audaciously scamming New Orleans Saints out of almost $50 million in a contractually-bound salary, authorities have confirmed that quarterback Drew...

LSU Janitor Les Miles Can’t Believe That He’s Still Being Mistaken For Football Coach...

BATON ROUGE, LA - After watching LSU succumb to an opening day loss against Wisconsin Badgers, janitor Les Miles is absolutely baffled as to why he keeps getting...

UL Hires The Sandlot Gang To Retrieve 40 Years Worth Of Lost Baseballs From...

LAFAYETTE, LA - With renovations getting underway at M.L. Tigue Moore Field baseball stadium, the University of Lafayette announced this morning that they have contracted in the guys from the...

‘Purple And Gold Lives Matter’ Bill Passed To Protect LSU Fans From Being Made...

BATON ROUGE, LA - In a move that will surely put plenty of Alabama football fans out of work, a new bill that will protect LSU fans from anything negative...

“I Just Want To Get High And Eat Snacks”; Weed Legalization For Mike VI...

BATON ROUGE, LA - A new bill has been reportedly been fast tracked to the Governor’s desk today, which would allow marijuana to be legalized specifically for Mike...

Drew Brees Managing Offensive Expectations For Season By Training With Local Blind School

NEW ORLEANS, LA - With the 2016 NFL schedule fresh off the press, New Orleans Saints Quarterback Drew Brees hit the practice turf this morning to dust...

Harry Potter Spin-Off Rumors Fueled; Location Scouts Arrive At Cajun Field To Assess ‘Quidditch-ability’

LAFAYETTE, LA - Rumors of a Lafayette-based Harry Potter spin-off intensified yesterday as location scouts were spotted around town armed with clipboards and cameras, whilst looking intensely at...

STUDY: 42% Of Saints Fans Still Certain That They Have Mathematical Chance Of Reaching...

NEW ORLEANS, LA - Forever the optimists, results released today show that 42% of Saints fans are still believe that they have a mathematical chance of reaching this...

BUDGET CUTS: LSU’s Mike VI To Be Relocated From 13,000 Square Foot Enclosure To...

BATON ROUGE, LA - The first wave of John Bel Edwards' state-wide budget cuts swept through Baton Rouge today, after the announcement that LSU's beloved mascot Mike...

OFFICIAL: Cycling Down Johnston Street Ranked #3 In ‘Top 10 Most Extreme Activities In...

LAFAYETTE, LA - Acadiana thrill-seekers rejoice! Lafayette has ranked in a new list that is sure to please the local adrenaline-junkies. The 'Top Ten Most Extreme Activities In The World'...

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