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Clay Higgins Makes Wrestlemania Debut In Handicap Match Against The Gremlin Gang

NEW ORLEANS, LA - Claiming that he was ready to settle this war "once and for all", Clay "The Patriot" Higgins made his Wrestlemania debut this evening...

REPORT: Brown Paper Bag Production Scaled-Back By Half After Saints Preseason Win Over Chargers

TAICHUNG, TAIWAN - After a somewhat surprise win over the Chargers on Sunday night, brown paper bag manufacturers all over the globe are being forced to scale...

GREAT NEWS: West University Underpass Chosen As Training Site For U.S. Olympic Diving Team

LAFAYETTE, LA - A great piece of news coming out of the U.S. Olympic camp today. With the 2018 Olympics just a little over one year away,...

Half Cut Float Rider Who Was Throwing Foam Footballs Touted As Next Cleveland Browns...

LAFAYETTE, LA - A new home town hero is born! Moments after pulling into Cajun Field at the end of Lafayette's Mardi Gras parade this evening, Cleveland...

Harry Potter Spin-Off Rumors Fueled; Location Scouts Arrive At Cajun Field To Assess ‘Quidditch-ability’

LAFAYETTE, LA - Rumors of a Lafayette-based Harry Potter spin-off intensified yesterday as location scouts were spotted around town armed with clipboards and cameras, whilst looking intensely at...

HIT THE ROAD, JACK: UL Fire Defensive Coordinator Ray Charles After Louisiana-Monroe Defeat

LAFAYETTE, LA -  Late on Saturday night, while licking their wounds from yet another defensive collapse, the Lousiana-Lafayette Ragin’ Cajuns announced that controversial defensive coordinator, Ray Charles,...

Drew Brees Already Believed To Be In Mexico After Audacious $44 Million Saints Contract...

NUEVO LEON, MEXICO - A mere 48-hours after audaciously scamming New Orleans Saints out of almost $50 million in a contractually-bound salary, authorities have confirmed that quarterback Drew...

MMM: Community Coffee Unveil New ‘LSU 2017/2018 Blend’ With Sour Start, Typical Lifeless Finish

BATON ROUGE, LA - You may need quite a few cups of this to wake you up in a morning. With the new college football season underway,...

TERRIBLE: Protests Continue As Mike VII Has Still Not Stood For National Anthem, Or...

Baton Rouge, LA - LSU fans are outraged that Mike VII, the newest tiger mascot for the school, has yet to stand for the National Anthem. Unemployed oilfield...

REPORT: Interviews For New LSU Tiger Mascot Not Going Too Well

BATON ROUGE, LA - After discussions and one-on-one's with a number of employees have called "vastly under-qualified candidates", it is being reported that interviews for the position...

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