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September, 20, 2018

MMM: Community Coffee Unveil New ‘LSU 2017/2018 Blend’ With Sour Start, Typical Lifeless Finish

BATON ROUGE, LA - You may need quite a few cups of this to wake you up in a morning. With the new college football season underway,...

OOPS: Scheduling Conflict Between U2 Concert And Saints Game Sees Bono Throw Two Touchdowns...

NEW ORLEANS, LA - Whoops, that wasn't supposed to happen. Due to someone at corporate messing up the Superdome scheduling between the U2 concert and the Saints...

REPORT: Astronauts Aboard The ISS Confirm That Les Miles’ Smug Grin Currently Visible From...

ISS, EARTH'S ORBIT - On the back of LSU's 37-7 defeat at the hands of Mississippi State this evening, astronauts aboard the International Space Station have confirmed...

LSU Janitor Les Miles Can’t Believe That He’s Still Being Mistaken For Football Coach...

BATON ROUGE, LA - After watching LSU succumb to an opening day loss against Wisconsin Badgers, janitor Les Miles is absolutely baffled as to why he keeps getting...

McGregor/Mayweather Fight Outshone And Outwatched By Bertrand/Cormier Fight Outside Of Cowboys

LAFAYETTE, LA - In a surprise outcome, reports suggest that the highly-anticipated boxing match between Floyd Mayweather and Conor McGregor was actually the second most popular fight...

BEAUTIFUL: UL Gets A Great Deal On Light Installations For Cajun Field Just In...

LAFAYETTE, LA - It really is a stunning sight. With college football season getting back into gear, the folks at the University of Lafayette have upgraded Cajun...

REPORT: Brown Paper Bag Production Scaled-Back By Half After Saints Preseason Win Over Chargers

TAICHUNG, TAIWAN - After a somewhat surprise win over the Chargers on Sunday night, brown paper bag manufacturers all over the globe are being forced to scale...

GREAT NEWS: Saints’ Cover The QB Position For Next 120 Years By Successfully Cloning...

NEW ORLEANS, LA - NFL, beware! Fresh off the back of an embarrassing off-season defeat to the Browns, New Orleans Saints this morning received a huge boost...

REPORT: Interviews For New LSU Tiger Mascot Not Going Too Well

BATON ROUGE, LA - After discussions and one-on-one's with a number of employees have called "vastly under-qualified candidates", it is being reported that interviews for the position...

GREAT NEWS: West University Underpass Chosen As Training Site For U.S. Olympic Diving Team

LAFAYETTE, LA - A great piece of news coming out of the U.S. Olympic camp today. With the 2018 Olympics just a little over one year away,...

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