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January, 20, 2018

REPORT: Brown Paper Bag Production Scaled-Back By Half After Saints Preseason Win Over Chargers

TAICHUNG, TAIWAN - After a somewhat surprise win over the Chargers on Sunday night, brown paper bag manufacturers all over the globe are being forced to scale...

Saints Boycotters Now Resorting To Underground Morse Code Networks In Order To Keep Up...

NEW ORLEANS, LA - As The Saints racked up their seventh straight victory with a convincing 47-10 win over the Buffalo Bills, a new report suggests that...

OOPS: Scheduling Conflict Between U2 Concert And Saints Game Sees Bono Throw Two Touchdowns...

NEW ORLEANS, LA - Whoops, that wasn't supposed to happen. Due to someone at corporate messing up the Superdome scheduling between the U2 concert and the Saints...

SAD: Angered Saints Fans Notice That Unpatriotic Holder Keeps Kneeling At Every Given Opportunity

NEW ORLEANS/MINNEAPOLIS/CHARLOTTE - Amid all of the current tension regarding NFL footballers taking a knee as a form of protest, Saints fans have suddenly realized that the...

GREAT NEWS: Saints’ Cover The QB Position For Next 120 Years By Successfully Cloning...

NEW ORLEANS, LA - NFL, beware! Fresh off the back of an embarrassing off-season defeat to the Browns, New Orleans Saints this morning received a huge boost...

Drew Brees Already Believed To Be In Mexico After Audacious $44 Million Saints Contract...

NUEVO LEON, MEXICO - A mere 48-hours after audaciously scamming New Orleans Saints out of almost $50 million in a contractually-bound salary, authorities have confirmed that quarterback Drew...

BREAKING: Early Warning Messages Informing Saints Fans Of Incoming Victory “Sent By Mistake”

NEW ORLEANS, LA - An early warning message sent to tens of thousands of Saints fans warning them of an incoming victory over the Vikings was "sent...

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