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Drew Brees Retires To Concentrate On Spending More Time Trash-Talking On Falcons Facebook Page
NEW ORLEANS, LA - After a glittering career spanning 20-years in the shadow of Tom Brady, Drew Brees today confirmed...
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Dustin Poirier Attributes UFC Win To Running Up And Down Camelia Boulevard 49 Times A Day
ABU DHABI, UAE - After dismantling part-time fighter and full-time arrogant whiskey seller Conor McGregor at UFC: 257 last night,...
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With Success Of Saints Game On Nickelodeon, All Falcons Games To Be Shown Live On Comedy Central
ALTANTA, GA - With the Nickelodeon broadcasting of the Bears and Saints game today, the Atlanta Falcons have immediately secured a...
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Saints Fan Waiting At Least A Couple More Games To See If He’s Boycotting This Year
LAFAYETTE, LA - Claiming that he hasn't yet settled on a final decision, area New Orleans Saints fan Derek Locke...
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REPORT: Saints Consider Replacing Drew Brees’ Comments With Jameis Winston’s Backup Comments
NEW ORLEANS, LA - After the now well-publicized comments made earlier by Drew Brees, the New Orleans Saints have confirmed...
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BREAKING: Saints Win Super Bowl For 37th Year Running
MIAMI, FL - Contrary to what the fake news media outside of the great state of Louisiana try to make...
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REPORT: Alabama Blame Loss On Malfunctioning Rolling Tidal System
TUSCALOOSA, AL - After this afternoon's 46-41 defeat to LSU, officials at Alabama Football are blaming the rare occurrence on...
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New Orleans Fans Dumbfounded As Saints Lose 2010 Super Bowl Rerun 24-14 To Colts
MIAMI GARDENS, FL - In what turned out to be a surprising result, the New Orleans Saints lost the 2010...
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NFL Promises “Big Officiating Upgrade” As Stevie Wonder Announced As Special Guest Referee For Super Bowl
NEW YORK, NY - It's sure to be little consolation to Saints fans, but it's good to see that the...
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