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December, 17, 2017

Saints Boycotters Now Resorting To Underground Morse Code Networks In Order To Keep Up...

NEW ORLEANS, LA - As The Saints racked up their seventh straight victory with a convincing 47-10 win over the Buffalo Bills, a new report suggests that...

LSU Coach Ed Orgeron Holds Dark Sacrifice In Hopes Of Not Having To Play...

BATON ROUGE, LA - In a midnight ceremony, LSU head coach Ed Orgeron donned the secret robes and entered into a candlelight ring of football boosters. As...

TERRIBLE: Protests Continue As Mike VII Has Still Not Stood For National Anthem, Or...

Baton Rouge, LA - LSU fans are outraged that Mike VII, the newest tiger mascot for the school, has yet to stand for the National Anthem. Unemployed oilfield...

SAD: Angered Saints Fans Notice That Unpatriotic Holder Keeps Kneeling At Every Given Opportunity

NEW ORLEANS/MINNEAPOLIS/CHARLOTTE - Amid all of the current tension regarding NFL footballers taking a knee as a form of protest, Saints fans have suddenly realized that the...

HIT THE ROAD, JACK: UL Fire Defensive Coordinator Ray Charles After Louisiana-Monroe Defeat

LAFAYETTE, LA -  Late on Saturday night, while licking their wounds from yet another defensive collapse, the Lousiana-Lafayette Ragin’ Cajuns announced that controversial defensive coordinator, Ray Charles,...

MMM: Community Coffee Unveil New ‘LSU 2017/2018 Blend’ With Sour Start, Typical Lifeless Finish

BATON ROUGE, LA - You may need quite a few cups of this to wake you up in a morning. With the new college football season underway,...

OOPS: Scheduling Conflict Between U2 Concert And Saints Game Sees Bono Throw Two Touchdowns...

NEW ORLEANS, LA - Whoops, that wasn't supposed to happen. Due to someone at corporate messing up the Superdome scheduling between the U2 concert and the Saints...

REPORT: Astronauts Aboard The ISS Confirm That Les Miles’ Smug Grin Currently Visible From...

ISS, EARTH'S ORBIT - On the back of LSU's 37-7 defeat at the hands of Mississippi State this evening, astronauts aboard the International Space Station have confirmed...

LSU Janitor Les Miles Can’t Believe That He’s Still Being Mistaken For Football Coach...

BATON ROUGE, LA - After watching LSU succumb to an opening day loss against Wisconsin Badgers, janitor Les Miles is absolutely baffled as to why he keeps getting...

McGregor/Mayweather Fight Outshone And Outwatched By Bertrand/Cormier Fight Outside Of Cowboys

LAFAYETTE, LA - In a surprise outcome, reports suggest that the highly-anticipated boxing match between Floyd Mayweather and Conor McGregor was actually the second most popular fight...

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