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September, 22, 2018

Edwards Confident He Can Make Up $30m Shortfall By Selling His Prized Pokémon Card...

BATON ROUGE, LA - With the special legislative session over, and Governor Edwards declaring the whole shit-storm as a 'disaster', desperation point was reached last night with the revelation...

Vermilion Parish Introduces Computers For Voting; Residents Deem Them As “Unholy Witchcraft”

DELCAMBRE, LA - Voting season is once again upon us in Louisiana, with the primaries in full swing. And with the advances being made in the way...

Edwards: “Screw It, I’m Just Going To Throw Northern Louisiana On Craigslist And Be...

BATON ROUGE, LA - A completely fed-up John Bel Edwards reportedly hit desperation point at the governor's mansion this morning, as he toyed with the idea of...

New Harry Potter Book Sees Harry’s Son Battle To Save His TOPS Scholarship At...

LAFAYETTE, LA - J.K. Rowling excited muggles all around the world last week with the announcement of a new Harry Potter novel - however little details about the...

Scooby-Doo And The Gang Stun Baton Rouge, Revealing Trump To Be Right Wing Nutjob...

BATON ROUGE, LA - Zoinks! There was outcry - yet a certain amount of "oh that makes sense" - at the Donald Trump rally in Baton Rouge...

BUDGET CUTS: Budget Hole Deepens Further As Jindal’s Unpaid $10 Netflix Bill Is Discovered

BATON ROUGE, LA - Louisiana's laughable budget crisis was deepened even further this morning, as an unpaid Netflix bill registered to the governors mansion in the name...

Bobby Jindal Endorses Bobby Jindal For Presidency Whilst Sobbing Over Half-Empty Beer

BATON ROUGE, LA - A despondent Bobby Jindal today officially endorsed Bobby Jindal as "the best damn choice" for presidency, and claiming that America "won't know what it's...

OFFICIAL: John Bel Edwards Finally Declares State Of Emergency Due To Cajun Sno Still...

BATON ROUGE, LA - Louisiana governor John Bel Edwards finally came to his senses today, by declaring an official State of Emergency in light of Cajun Sno...

BUDGET CUTS: LSU’s Mike VI To Be Relocated From 13,000 Square Foot Enclosure To...

BATON ROUGE, LA - The first wave of John Bel Edwards' state-wide budget cuts swept through Baton Rouge today, after the announcement that LSU's beloved mascot Mike...

OBAMA VISIT: President Obama Extends BR Visit To ‘Check Out The Local Sights’; Blue...

BATON ROUGE, LA - President Obama threw a curve-ball at the end of his speech in Baton Rouge on Thursday, by announcing that he planned to extend his...

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