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May, 21, 2018

UH-OH: Crisis Talks Underway As New Iberia Now Believed To Be Capable Of Developing...

NEW IBERIA, LA - This is a serious issue that the Southern Louisiana community needs to handle immediately. Early reports are coming in that New Iberia has...

Resident White House Grass Cutter Clay Higgins Looks On In Anger As Some Little...

WASHINGTON, DC - Despite being given the day off from maintenance duties, resident White House grass cutter Clay Higgins watched on in disgust today as some punk-ass...

DACA GONE WILD: President Trump Considers Plan To Deport Hundreds Of Thousands Of Illegal...

While the country has been buzzing with the news that Trump has decided to end the DACA program, the White House is also considering plans to deport...

BREAKING: Cajun SpecOps Group SKOAL Team Six Deployed To Florida On Covert Recovery Operation

LAFAYETTE, LA - Hold tight, Florida - help is on the way! Southern Louisiana's covert special ops' group SKOAL Team Six has been mobilized and officially deployed...

REPORT: Mawmaw Offers To Let President, First Lady Stay In Her Spare Room Tonight

LAKE CHARLES, LA - Worried that they may not have somewhere to stay tonight after visiting on such short notice, Mawmaw has reportedly offered to let them...

Jacket-Wearing President Trump Clearly Underestimating Devil’s Ass-Crack Level Humidity Of Louisiana

LAKE CHARLES - Wow, talk about an oversight. Emerging from Air Force One moments ago, Donald Trump was seen wearing a jacket within Louisiana state lines -...

ALERT: Local Authorities Warn Of Possible Anti-Cajun Instrument Group ‘AN T-FER’ Uprising Around Acadiana

LAFAYETTE, LA - Uh-oh. This could spell trouble. Lafayette authorities have warned residents of a potential uprising of anti-Cajun instrument group 'AN T-FER' after increased demonstrative activities...

WOW: General Mouton Resorts To Donning A Disguise In Hopes Of Not Being Recognized...

LAFAYETTE, LA - Looks like it's desperate times for old Alf. In light of the recent events pertaining to the increased level of confederate statue removals, Alfred Mouton...

GREAT NEWS: Job Boost For Louisiana As Keystone Light Pipeline Gets The Go-Ahead

WASHINGTON D.C. - In a huge job boost for the local economy, the green light was given in the Capitol today for the construction of the Keystone Light pipeline...

Southern Louisiana White Nationalist Protest Called-Off After Caleb Forgets The God Damn Zippo Lighters

FRANKLIN, LA - A Southern Louisiana White Nationalist Protest scheduled for today had to be cancelled, after Caleb made a schoolboy error and forgot the freakin' Zippo...

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