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January, 16, 2019

DACA GONE WILD: President Trump Considers Plan To Deport Hundreds Of Thousands Of Illegal...

While the country has been buzzing with the news that Trump has decided to end the DACA program, the White House is also considering plans to deport...

Donald Trump Expected In Baton Rouge On Friday For Play-Doh Usage Analysis

BATON ROUGE, LA - New details have emerged today, pertaining to Donald Trump's event in Baton Rouge on Friday. According to local news outlets, Trump will be visiting the area...

Collection Plate Passed Around At United Nations With All Donations Going Towards Louisiana’s Budget

NEW YORK CITY, NY - Great news for our financially-stricken state! Louisiana was pulled out of the hole a little today as a collection plate was passed...

REPORT: What? No, Area Saints Fan Definitely Said That He Was Boycotting The NHL

LAFAYETTE, LA - What? No, what are you even talking about? With the Saints having booked their place in the NFC Championship and one game away from...

Bobby Jindal Hurriedly Googling ‘What Does The HHS Secretary Do?’ Before Submitting Application To...

BATON ROUGE, LA - Looks like someone is updating that resume! With the news of HHS Secretary Tom Price resigning today amid reports of him extensively using private...

‘Asking Too Many Damn Questions’ Now Considered A First Degree Felony In Vermilion Parish

ABBEVILLE, LA - After last night's shit show at the Vermilion Parish School Board meeting in Abbeville in which a teacher was arrested for having the audacity...

Jacket-Wearing President Trump Clearly Underestimating Devil’s Ass-Crack Level Humidity Of Louisiana

LAKE CHARLES - Wow, talk about an oversight. Emerging from Air Force One moments ago, Donald Trump was seen wearing a jacket within Louisiana state lines -...

Louisiana Democratic Delegates Struggle To Name Any State Accomplishments During DNC Speech

PHILADELPHIA, PA - After suddenly noticing that delegates were confidently reeling off accomplishments and claims-to-fame of their respective states, Louisiana Democratic delegate Karen Carter Peterson went into panic mode last night...

Barack Obama Spotted Sneaking Around In Mossy Oak Clothing, In Last-Ditch Attempt To Take...

LAFAYETTE, LA - Uh-oh! Keep your eyes peeled and remain fully alert - President Barack Obama has been spotted lurking around Lafayette neighborhoods in what appears to be...

UH-OH: Crisis Talks Underway As New Iberia Now Believed To Be Capable Of Developing...

NEW IBERIA, LA - This is a serious issue that the Southern Louisiana community needs to handle immediately. Early reports are coming in that New Iberia has...

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