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June, 25, 2019

DACA GONE WILD: President Trump Considers Plan To Deport Hundreds Of Thousands Of Illegal...

While the country has been buzzing with the news that Trump has decided to end the DACA program, the White House is also considering plans to deport...

Resident White House Grass Cutter Clay Higgins Looks On In Anger As Some Little...

WASHINGTON, DC - Despite being given the day off from maintenance duties, resident White House grass cutter Clay Higgins watched on in disgust today as some punk-ass...

Judge Denies Brian Pope’s Request Of Switching Trial Location To Golden Corral

LAFAYETTE, LA - In what is seen as a major blow to Lafayette City Marshal Brian Pope and his representatives, a judge has dismissed his request to have...

Edwards’ New Chicken Coop In Turmoil; Chickens Strike On Day One Over Minimum Wage...

BATON ROUGE, LA - It's only been 24-hours since Governor John Bel Edwards installed his brand-spanking new, top of the line chicken coop, but already his backyard...

SAD: Eight Weeks On, Families Still Yet To Be Reunited With Boudin Confiscated At...

CHECKPOINT OPELOUSAS, LA - A truly sad state of affairs. Two months after the border patrol beefed up security between North and South Louisiana, families on both...

WOW: General Mouton Resorts To Donning A Disguise In Hopes Of Not Being Recognized...

LAFAYETTE, LA - Looks like it's desperate times for old Alf. In light of the recent events pertaining to the increased level of confederate statue removals, Alfred Mouton...

EXCLUSIVE: Trump To Bring “Fire And Fury” To North Korea By Introducing Them To...

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Wow, talk about a retaliation. President Trump is showing just what a stern leader he is by vowing to bring "fire and fury" to...

Collection Plate Passed Around At United Nations With All Donations Going Towards Louisiana’s Budget

NEW YORK CITY, NY - Great news for our financially-stricken state! Louisiana was pulled out of the hole a little today as a collection plate was passed...

New Harry Potter Book Sees Harry’s Son Battle To Save His TOPS Scholarship At...

LAFAYETTE, LA - J.K. Rowling excited muggles all around the world last week with the announcement of a new Harry Potter novel - however little details about the...

Clay Higgins Thanks Elite Team For Helping Him Put Together A Kick-Ass Congress Speech

LAFAYETTE, LA - Deciding that he hadn't been in front of a camera in far too long, Clay Higgins last night announced his intentions to run for...

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