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May, 21, 2018

Despite Korea Unification, North And South Louisiana No Closer To Making Peace

LOUISIANA, USA - With the unification of North and South Korea in recent weeks, it appears that we are entering the curtain call days of the Korean...

LA Legislature Scraps Death Penalty In Favor Of Forcing Convicts To Read Local News...

BATON ROUGE, LA - After much back and forth debate in recent days, Louisiana lawmakers have decided to scrap their repeal of the death penalty, and impose...

Judge Denies Brian Pope’s Request Of Switching Trial Location To Golden Corral

LAFAYETTE, LA - In what is seen as a major blow to Lafayette City Marshal Brian Pope and his representatives, a judge has dismissed his request to have...

Clay Higgins Settles Down To Men In Black Movie Marathon To Prepare For New...

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Is there anyone out there more dedicated to their job than this man? After learning that he had received a promotion to Vice President of...

‘Asking Too Many Damn Questions’ Now Considered A First Degree Felony In Vermilion Parish

ABBEVILLE, LA - After last night's shit show at the Vermilion Parish School Board meeting in Abbeville in which a teacher was arrested for having the audacity...

John Bel Edwards Proudly Replaces Family Photo With Approval Rating News Article

BATON ROUGE, LA - With today's Advocate reporting that John Bel Edwards' job approval rating has reached 65%, the Democratic Governor of Louisiana has immediately ran home...

Congressman Clay Higgins Pushes House Of Representatives For Funding To Find Out Who Framed...

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Once a cop, always a cop. Congressman Clay Higgins had a long weekend off last week due to the Thanksgiving holiday, which meant plenty...

Gov. Edwards To Reduce Louisiana’s STD Rate By Taking A Second Shot At Selling...

BATON ROUGE, LA - In light of a recent study finding Louisiana has the 2nd highest STD rate in the country, Governor John Bel Edwards isn't taking...

Bobby Jindal Hurriedly Googling ‘What Does The HHS Secretary Do?’ Before Submitting Application To...

BATON ROUGE, LA - Looks like someone is updating that resume! With the news of HHS Secretary Tom Price resigning today amid reports of him extensively using private...

Collection Plate Passed Around At United Nations With All Donations Going Towards Louisiana’s Budget

NEW YORK CITY, NY - Great news for our financially-stricken state! Louisiana was pulled out of the hole a little today as a collection plate was passed...

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