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by The Daily Crawfish Editorial Team

Clearly Overweight Jim Cantore Finishes 174th Po-Boy Since May

October 6, 2020

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ELECTION 2016: We Look At The Lesser-Known Louisiana Candidates Vying For Presidency

With the race for presidency hotting up in it's final year, you may be forgiven for thinking that you're at...

River Ranch Residents Support Construction Of Giant Moat Around Neighborhood

LAFAYETTE, LA - Residents of affluent yet characterless neighborhood River Ranch today threw their full support behind plans to construct...

Biker Gang Speeding Down Johnston Street at 1am Every Night Confirm That They’re Just Trying To Get Back To The Future

LAFAYETTE, LA - Local biker gang the Lafayette Crawdadz have moved to assure local residents today that the only reason...

HAPPY NEW YEAR Y’ALL: We Make 7 Safe Predictions for Louisiana in 2016

December 31, 2015

As we say goodbye to 2015 and ring in 2016, we make some predictions for the new year that we're...

UPDATE: Local Non-Religious Man Comes Through Family Grace Alive; Sets Sights On Easter 2016

BREAUX BRIDGE, LA - After recently revealing that non-religious area man Stephen Peters was mentally conditioning himself for his in-laws' pre-Christmas meal...

Non-Religious Area Man Mentally Preparing Himself To Endure 40-Seconds Of Awkwardness During Family Grace

BREAUX BRIDGE, LA - Local non-religious man Stephen Peters reportedly spent the majority of Christmas Eve mentally preparing himself for...

Community Pride: Area Woman Awarded Guinness World Record For Most Prayers Sent Over Facebook

NEW IBERIA, LA - There is immense pride in the community of New Iberia today after a local resident Joni...

Locals Angry At Removal Of Civil War Asshole; Still Want New 30ft Obama Statue Removed