Local Issues
MARDI GRAS 2016: Area Grandmother’s King Cake Voted ‘Best In Louisiana’ By Family Not Wanting To Offend Her
HOUMA, LA - An area grandmother today has had her "super-delicious" king cake voted 'Best In Louisiana" by immediate family...
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Church Point ‘Courir de Mardi Gras’ Event To Swap Chickens For Sloths In Order To “Give Elderly A Chance”
CHURCH POINT, LA - Organizers at this years Church Point 'Courir de Mardi Gras' event have dropped a bombshell by announcing...
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ELECTION 2016: We Look At The Lesser-Known Louisiana Candidates Vying For Presidency
With the race for presidency hotting up in it's final year, you may be forgiven for thinking that you're at...
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River Ranch Residents Support Construction Of Giant Moat Around Neighborhood
LAFAYETTE, LA - Residents of affluent yet characterless neighborhood River Ranch today threw their full support behind plans to construct...
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Biker Gang Speeding Down Johnston Street at 1am Every Night Confirm That They’re Just Trying To Get Back To The Future
LAFAYETTE, LA - Local biker gang the Lafayette Crawdadz have moved to assure local residents today that the only reason...
Read moreHAPPY NEW YEAR Y’ALL: We Make 7 Safe Predictions for Louisiana in 2016
As we say goodbye to 2015 and ring in 2016, we make some predictions for the new year that we're...
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UPDATE: Local Non-Religious Man Comes Through Family Grace Alive; Sets Sights On Easter 2016
BREAUX BRIDGE, LA - After recently revealing that non-religious area man Stephen Peters was mentally conditioning himself for his in-laws' pre-Christmas meal...
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Non-Religious Area Man Mentally Preparing Himself To Endure 40-Seconds Of Awkwardness During Family Grace
BREAUX BRIDGE, LA - Local non-religious man Stephen Peters reportedly spent the majority of Christmas Eve mentally preparing himself for...
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Community Pride: Area Woman Awarded Guinness World Record For Most Prayers Sent Over Facebook
NEW IBERIA, LA - There is immense pride in the community of New Iberia today after a local resident Joni...
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Locals Angry At Removal Of Civil War Asshole; Still Want New 30ft Obama Statue Removed
LAFAYETTE, LA - Local narrow-minded residents were up in arms today, as plans were announced to remove the General Robert E. Lee statue,...
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