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September, 20, 2018

Vatican Priest Tasked With Spiritual Cleansing Of Lesspay Motel Completely Oblivious To What He’s...

LAFAYETTE, LA - Having just landed at Acadiana Regional Airport moments ago, Vatican priest Fidenzio Di Gregorio has been drafted in to sage the Lesspay Motel property despite...

Governor Signs Bill Requiring “How’s Ya Mom An’ Dem?” Displayed In All Public Schools

BATON ROUGE, LA - Claiming that it will "bring people together in a way like no other", Governor John Bel Edwards has signed a bill requiring that...

750,000 Extra Thoughts And Prayers Made Available In Preparation For 2018 Gulf Hurricane Season

LAFAYETTE, LA - With the Gulf Hurricane Season officially getting underway today, local governments across Louisiana have ensured that extra thoughts and prayers have been brought in...

SAD: Cajun Navy Forced To Sell Naval Destroyer To Cover Legal Fees For Disgraced...

BATON ROUGE, LA - Sad news coming out of Baton Rouge this evening. A little less than a year since raising enough cash to purchase a naval...

REPORT: I-10 Closed At Mile Marker 108 Because It’s The I-10 And That’s All...

BREAUX BRIDGE, LA - Due to one reason or another - probably a stalled vehicle or a dumbass who can't drive - the I-10 is currently closed...

Teacher Appreciation Day Ruined In Louisiana By Having To Actually Go To Work And...

LAFAYETTE, LA - Despite it being National Teacher Appreciation Day across the U.S. it was left completely ruined in Louisiana as teachers had to spend the day...

Breaux Bridge Crawfish Festival Canceled After Genetically Modified Crawzilla Goes On Rampage

BREAUX BRIDGE, LA - Sad news for crawfish fans around the world. Breaux Bridge, the self-proclaimed "Crawfish Capital of the World" has been forced to cancel their...

BREAKING: National Guard Called In After Local Crawfish Restaurant Posts Cheap Prices On Facebook...

LAFAYETTE, LA - Claiming that they have been brought in to restore peace and order to the area as swiftly as possible, the National Guard arrived in...

REPORT: I-10 Closed At Mile Marker 124 Because It’s The I-10 And That’s All...

ATCHAFALAYA BASIN BRIDGE, LA - Due to one reason or another - probably a stalled vehicle or a dumbass who can't drive - the I-10 is currently...

SAD: Black Market Perrier Water Dealers Ravaging River Ranch

RIVER RANCH, LA - Such a sad state of affairs. New crime reports released today indicate that black market Perrier water dealers are at an all time...

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