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March, 23, 2019

McGregor/Mayweather Fight Outshone And Outwatched By Bertrand/Cormier Fight Outside Of Cowboys

LAFAYETTE, LA - In a surprise outcome, reports suggest that the highly-anticipated boxing match between Floyd Mayweather and Conor McGregor was actually the second most popular fight...

NASA Launches Probe To Visit The Sun In Preparation For Launching Probe To Visit...

CAPE CANAVERAL, FL - With many people wondering what the hell the reasoning was behind NASA launching a probe into the Sun two week ago, clarification was...

DAMN: Barney The Dinosaur Story Time Attendees Indoctrinated To Become Deadly 3-Year Old Apex...

LAFAYETTE, LA - Uh oh, this isn't looking good. Shortly after the conclusion of a Barney the Dinosaur Story Time at a local library, a herd of...

REPORT: God Face-Palming Over News Outlet Comments While Watching Season 7 Of Ru Paul’s...

HEAVEN - Despite not being completely surprised, God was reportedly seen face-palming at the local news outlets comment section on his phone this evening while watching season...

Amid Recent Discussions, Acadiana Flag Updated To Reflect Modern-Day Area

LAFAYETTE, LA - With discussions over the design of the Acadiana flag being a hot topic in the area as of late, local authorities have released a...

Funeral Services Held For Three More Fallen Soldiers At Lane Separator On West Congress

LAFAYETTE, LA - Funeral services were held this past weekend for three road separators on West Congress, that were brutally mowed down by a yet unidentified driver. Local...

Vatican Priest Tasked With Spiritual Cleansing Of Lesspay Motel Completely Oblivious To What He’s...

LAFAYETTE, LA - Having just landed at Acadiana Regional Airport moments ago, Vatican priest Fidenzio Di Gregorio has been drafted in to sage the Lesspay Motel property despite...

Governor Signs Bill Requiring “How’s Ya Mom An’ Dem?” Displayed In All Public Schools

BATON ROUGE, LA - Claiming that it will "bring people together in a way like no other", Governor John Bel Edwards has signed a bill requiring that...

750,000 Extra Thoughts And Prayers Made Available In Preparation For 2018 Gulf Hurricane Season

LAFAYETTE, LA - With the Gulf Hurricane Season officially getting underway today, local governments across Louisiana have ensured that extra thoughts and prayers have been brought in...

SAD: Cajun Navy Forced To Sell Naval Destroyer To Cover Legal Fees For Disgraced...

BATON ROUGE, LA - Sad news coming out of Baton Rouge this evening. A little less than a year since raising enough cash to purchase a naval...

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