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Lafayette, LA
October, 16, 2018

Area Man Running Severely Low On Insults That Take Shots At Politicians Names

ARNAUDVILLE, LA - There was heavy concern in a local household today, as area man Jeff Stephens today admitted that, for the first time, he's beginning to really struggle...

Vermilion Parish Introduces Computers For Voting; Residents Deem Them As “Unholy Witchcraft”

DELCAMBRE, LA - Voting season is once again upon us in Louisiana, with the primaries in full swing. And with the advances being made in the way...

Light Showers Forecast Later Today; All Area Schools Implementing Week-Long Closures “Just In Case”

LAFAYETTE, LA - After a few days of nice weather, Acadiana is set to receive a small flurry of light showers this afternoon into the evening -...

CRIME: Girl Scout Cookie Season Opens As Turf Wars Begin To Escalate Throughout Louisiana

LAFAYETTE, LA - Like something straight out of Gangs of New York, the annual crime wave has fallen upon the state of Louisiana once again. It is that...

Extreme Weather Rolls Through Four Corners; Causes $17 Worth Of Damage And Increases Land...

LAFAYETTE, LA - Heavy storms rolled through much of Louisiana yesterday, causing widespread damage and a disruption to a range of services. Lafayette, luckily, avoided much of...

CRIME: Educational Cuts Forcing Kids Who Hunt And Fish To Turn To Stealing And...

BATON ROUGE, LA - A sorry prediction for the future of Louisiana was forecast today, as new stats show that the famed local proverb is wrong - kids...

Gizmo From Gremlins Claims That Sgt. Higgins “Is Wrong: Gremlins Gang Ended Long Ago”

LAFAYETTE, LA - Law enforcement hero Sgt. Higgins is well known both locally and nationally as a straight-shooter. A no-frills dude. A guy who would make you...

POLL: 93% Of Louisiana Practically Cheating This Lent By Giving Up All Hope For...

LAFAYETTE, LA - In what is considered a "really smart freakin' move" by many experts, a poll conducted today concluded that 93% of the Louisiana residents plan on giving up...

Rock-Paper-Scissors Determines Which Local Reporter Has To Cover Kaplan Mardi Gras Parade

LAFAYETTE, LA - The tension could have been cut with a knife at the KACA studios in Lafayette this morning, as a highly-strung game of rock paper...

Area Man Just Riding Mardi Gras Float As An Excuse To Throw Objects At...

LAFAYETTE, LA - Area man and perennial grump Jason Sewell confirmed today that he's only riding his krewe's float because it gives him a prime opportunity to...

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