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August, 14, 2018

Police Remind Residents Not To Leave Valuables Such As King Cakes In Plain Sight...

NEW ORLEANS, LA - New Orleans Police Department issued a warning to the public today, reminding them that leaving valuable items such as king cake on display...

NOLA The Latest City To Be Struck With 3ft Of White Powder After Sugar...

NEW ORLEANS, LA - After spending the best part of 48 hours thinking "Hah, wow. I'm glad that isn't me on the East Coast...", residents in NOLA are...

Area School Closed Due To Anonymous Yet Credible Phone Threat Of ‘High-Quality Education’

RAYNE, LA - Law enforcement have a Rayne school on lock-down today, after it received an anonymous phone call threatening the establishment with "high-quality education". The call was received by staff...

New Orleans Reaches Compromise; Will Replace Confederate Statues With Monuments Dedicated To Big Freedia

NEW ORLEANS, LA - A compromise was reached today between New Orleans city officials and protest groups, who were against the removal of confederate statues around the city. It was...

MARDI GRAS 2016: Area Grandmother’s King Cake Voted ‘Best In Louisiana’ By Family Not...

HOUMA, LA - An area grandmother today has had her "super-delicious" king cake voted 'Best In Louisiana" by immediate family members who are too polite to tell...

MARDI GRAS 2016: Courir de Mardi Gras Event To Swap Chickens For Sloths In...

CHURCH POINT, LA - Organizers at this years Church Point 'Courir de Mardi Gras' event have dropped a bombshell by announcing that they are getting rid of the...

ELECTION 2016: We Look At The Lesser-Known Louisiana Candidates Vying For Presidency

With the race for presidency hotting up in it's final year, you may be forgiven for thinking that you're at least somewhat familiar with all the candidates. Well,...

River Ranch Residents Support Construction Of Giant Moat Around Neighborhood

LAFAYETTE, LA - Residents of affluent yet characterless neighborhood River Ranch today threw their full support behind plans to construct a giant moat around the neighborhood, in...

Biker Gang Speeding Down Johnston Street at 1am Every Night Confirm That They’re Just...

LAFAYETTE, LA - Local biker gang the Lafayette Crawdadz have moved to assure local residents today that the only reason they obnoxiously fly down the city's main...

HAPPY NEW YEAR Y’ALL: We Make 7 Safe Predictions for Louisiana in 2016

As we say goodbye to 2015 and ring in 2016, we make some predictions for the new year that we're pretty sure will happen. - Louisiana will resurface every...

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