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September, 20, 2018

CRIME: Girl Scout Cookie Season Opens As Turf Wars Begin To Escalate Throughout Louisiana

LAFAYETTE, LA - Like something straight out of Gangs of New York, the annual crime wave has fallen upon the state of Louisiana once again. It is that...

Vermilion Parish Introduces Computers For Voting; Residents Deem Them As “Unholy Witchcraft”

DELCAMBRE, LA - Voting season is once again upon us in Louisiana, with the primaries in full swing. And with the advances being made in the way...

COOL: Area Tornado Warnings Will Now Be Announced ‘The Price Is Right’ Style To...

LAFAYETTE, LA - Finally, a way to keep people relatively relaxed in times of danger! From today, news outlets across the region have agreed to begin presenting...

New Iberia Man Loses All 16 Fingers In 4th July Fireworks Accident

NEW IBERIA, LA - A New Iberia man is recovering today after having all 16 of his fingers blown off in a freak 4th July fireworks accident. The...

Clay Higgins’ Online “Kill Them All” Rant Forces Co-Workers To Revoke His Office Nerf...

WASHINGTON, D.C. - On the back of his now-famed "kill them all" Islamic terrorist rant, worried Washington co-workers have politely informed Congressman Clay Higgins that his office...

AMAZING: President Obama One-Up’s Donald Trump By Donating Boxes Of Lego Star Wars To...

BATON ROUGE, LA - A mere 30 minutes after landing in Baton Rouge to inspect flood damage, President Obama really took it to republican presidential candidate Donald...

Protesters Attempt To Censor Alfred Mouton Statue Due To His Previously Unnoticed Pecs And...

LAFAYETTE, LA - With the recent controversy surrounding an artist and her gallery, new protests have popped up in regards to the Alfred Mouton statue and renewed...

Nickelback Discovered Hiding Out In Disused Changing Room During Cajundome Renovations

LAFAYETTE, LA - In what came an almighty shock to construction and renovation crews earlier today, all four members of Nickelback were found hiding out in a...

JUST IN: Area Man Using Break-In-Rain To Stock Up On Survival Essentials Such As...

LAFAYETTE, LA - With the rain dying down slightly in the past hour, area man Paul Gantrie has made the wise decision to head to the grocery...

PROGRESS: 2nd Grade-Level Spelling Test Now Required Before Posting To Local News Outlet Facebook...

LAFAYETTE, LA - Great news for the local social media scene! Acadiana-based news outlets are implementing a clever new way to weed out those that contribute absolutely...

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