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January, 16, 2019

BE IN THE KNOW: The Daily Crawfish’s Cajun Guide For Traveling Out Of State...

For some local residents, this may be your first time traveling out of state this holiday season. A member of your family may have won the educational...

Area ‘Flat-Erath’ Group Suggests That The Vermilion Parish Town Is Existing On A Horizontal...

ERATH, LA - In an announcement that could possibly see the science books turned on their heads, a group of local people have suggested that what we...

Acadiana Rings In 2019 With Third Annual Boudin Ball Drop

LAFAYETTE, LA - Parc Lafayette was once again the place to be this New Years Eve, with the third annual Boudin Ball Drop taking place last night. Modeled on...

Clay Higgins’ Online “Kill Them All” Rant Forces Co-Workers To Revoke His Office Nerf...

WASHINGTON, D.C. - On the back of his now-famed "kill them all" Islamic terrorist rant, worried Washington co-workers have politely informed Congressman Clay Higgins that his office...

Chaos At Acadiana Mall As New Clay Higgins Build-A-Bear Hits The Shelves

LAFAYETTE, LA - There were scenes of chaos and carnage at Acadiana Mall today, as Black Friday shoppers rushed to get their hands on the new Clay...

Grief As Yesterday’s Train Derailment Found To Have Actually Leaked Hot Sauce; Corroded A...

LAFAYETTE, LA - Under the impression that yesterday's freight train that derailed in Scott contained something as petty as phosphoric acid, local residents today reacted to the horrific news that...

River Ranch Gears Up For Annual ‘Running Of The Designer Handbag Dogs’ Event

LAFAYETTE, LA - In what has been described in the past as "River Ranch at it's finest", the neighborhood is once again gearing up for it's annual 'Running...

DANGER AVERTED: Mitch Landrieu Settles Flood Pump Nerves By Purchasing Five New Shop-Vac’s For...

NEW ORLEANS, LA - Claiming that he's "got this all under control" and that "there won't be any major flooding on his watch", New Orleans Mayor Mitch...

Department of Horticulture Announces National Flower Shortage Thanks To Festival International-Goer Headbands

LAFAYETTE, LA - Tough times ahead for foliage-lovers of the country, as the United States has now entered an official national flower shortage according to senior officials...

BETTER LATE THAN NEVER: Pre-Programmed, Holographic Version Of Hillary Clinton Sent To Inspect Flood...

YOUNGSVILLE, LA - Following in the footsteps of John Bel Edwards, Donald Drumpf, and most recently President Obama, the democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton rolled into the...

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