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December, 18, 2017

COOL: Area Tornado Warnings Will Now Be Announced ‘The Price Is Right’ Style To...

LAFAYETTE, LA - Finally, a way to keep people relatively relaxed in times of danger! From today, news outlets across the region have agreed to begin presenting...

McGregor/Mayweather Fight Outshone And Outwatched By Bertrand/Cormier Fight Outside Of Cowboys

LAFAYETTE, LA - In a surprise outcome, reports suggest that the highly-anticipated boxing match between Floyd Mayweather and Conor McGregor was actually the second most popular fight...

Daffy Duck Hosts Meet-And-Greet At Gueydan Duck Festival; Wonders Where It All Went Wrong

GUEYDAN, LA - What a fall from grace. Looney Tunes star Daffy Duck made a meet-and-greet appearance at the Gueydan Duck Festival today, and spent 90% of...

NASA: “Solar Eclipse Only 25% As Shady As River Ranch Housewives At Brunch”

HOUSTON, TX - With the majority of the solar eclipse now in the past, NASA experts have just finished holding a press conference confirming that, despite darkness...

Homesick Candles Announce ‘Louisiana Collection’ Featuring Aromatic Scents Of Freetown, New Iberia, Youngsville

New York City, NY - On the back of their successful launch of hand-crafted candles with scents reminiscent of various U.S. states, Homesick Candles have today announced...

Under The Cover Of Darkness, Garth Brooks Makes Daring Midnight Escape From Cajundome

LAFAYETTE, LA - It's over. Garth's hell is finally over. Reports are coming in this morning that, under the blanket of darkness, Garth Brooks made a daring...

UH-OH: Area Kids Shipped Off To Distant Alien Planet As Cajun Heartland State Fair...

LAFAYETTE, LA - Whooops - that's not good! There was severe embarrassment in the ranks of the Cajun Heartland State Fair today, as it was realized that...

Hungover Area Catholic Observes Own Holy Communion From Home Using A Frosted Cherry Pop...

LAFAYETTE, LA - Admitting that she perhaps went "a little too hard" at Cowboys last night, area Catholic Missy Edwards took the initiative this morning by performing her...

REPORT: Area Man Slept With Photograph Of Crawfish Boat Last Night, Cried Himself To...

LAFAYETTE, LA - Evidently still reeling from the fact that he may never see one again for a whole year, local man Jon Holmes reportedly cried himself...

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