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Relief For Area Teachers As Floods Provide Chance To Catch Up On Crying And Getting Wine Drunk
LAFAYETTE, LA - After finding out that the majority of schools in the area are closed today due to flooding,...
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First Shipment Of Thoughts And Prayers Departs NOLA For Earthquake Affected Countries
NEW ORLEANS, LA - Aid has officially begun trickling out of the state, as the first aircraft laden with thoughts...
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SPRING BREAK: Basic Area Girl Just Going To Go Ahead And Use Natty Light As Mouthwash To Save Time
LAFAYETTE, LA - After a relatively slow start to her Spring break, super-basic area college girl Elizabeth Briggs believes that...
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Clay Higgins: “I Can’t Believe That I Gave Up My Vigilante Superhero Gig For This Desk Job Crap”
LAFAYETTE, LA - Newly-installed Lafayette City Marshal reserve deputy Clay Higgins spoke of his complete disappointment today, as nothing really...
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The Walking Dead’s Norman Reedus Confirms He Was In Lafayette Yesterday As A Location Scout
LAFAYETTE, LA - There was a buzz about town yesterday as the news that Norman Reedus, star of The Walking...
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Area Rejoices As Facebook Plans To Roll-Out ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ Like-Icons Exclusively For Louisiana
SILICON VALLEY, CA - There was excitements in the local social media world today as Facebook announced plans to release three...
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Local News Outlet Commenters Gather For Quarterly ‘Acadiana Facebook Experts’ Convention
INDIAN BAYOU, LA - The first 'Acadiana Facebook Experts' Convention of 2016 took place last night, giving local online know-it-all's (fondly known...
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Controversy As NOLA P.D. Beaten By Manitowoc County In Finals Of National Clue Championships
ATLANTA, GA - It was another tough-fought battle at the 2016 National Clue Championships yesterday - but controversy struck as the Manitowoc...
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OREGON STANDOFF: Area Gun-Toting Cajuns March To Assist Protesters; Turn Back After Realizing That Tony’s And Gumbo Will Be Scarce
BURNS, OR - Local gun-toting, camo-clad Cajuns today made the bold move to make the 2,500-mile journey to Oregon, in...
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The Queen Delivers Her Annual Christmas Speech; Gives Shout-out To Billy’s Boudin & Cracklin’
LONDON, UK - The Queen delivered her annual Christmas broadcast message yesterday, which this year included such advice to viewers across...
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