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December, 18, 2017

Daffy Duck Hosts Meet-And-Greet At Gueydan Duck Festival; Wonders Where It All Went Wrong

GUEYDAN, LA - What a fall from grace. Looney Tunes star Daffy Duck made a meet-and-greet appearance at the Gueydan Duck Festival today, and spent 90% of...

REPORT: Pawpaw Ready To Do Thanksgiving All Over Again Today

DELCAMBRE, LA - Incredible. Just one day after Thanksgiving, Pawpaw confirmed this morning that he enjoyed it so much that they should do it all again today. Pawpaw,...

Resident White House Grass Cutter Clay Higgins Looks On In Anger As Some Little...

WASHINGTON, DC - Despite being given the day off from maintenance duties, resident White House grass cutter Clay Higgins watched on in disgust today as some punk-ass...

WOW: New Research Shows That Jesus Christ’s Resurrection “Cave” Was Actually Room 114 Of...

LAFAYETTE, LA - In what could be one of the most significant religious discoveries since Indiana Jones unearthed that crazy box in Egypt back in the 1920's, researchers...

Five Treated For Trauma In Tony Chachere’s Under-Seasoning Accident

DUSON, LA- A family of 5 had to be taken to Lafayette's Our Lady of Lourdes Regional Medical Center earlier this afternoon after suffering trauma-related injuries, believed to...

Department of Horticulture Announces National Flower Shortage Thanks To Festival International-Goer Headbands

LAFAYETTE, LA - Tough times ahead for foliage-lovers of the country, as the United States has now entered an official national flower shortage according to senior officials...

David Duke Confirms Senate Run To Help Fund Renovation Of His Underground Nazi Sex...

MANDEVILLE, LA - Claiming that it currently lies in a state of semi-dilapidation and that it has somewhat of an "outdated vibe", David Duke explained today that the...

NASA: “Solar Eclipse Only 25% As Shady As River Ranch Housewives At Brunch”

HOUSTON, TX - With the majority of the solar eclipse now in the past, NASA experts have just finished holding a press conference confirming that, despite darkness...

Youngsville Residents Abandon God In Favor Of Aquaman After More Flooding Issues

YOUNGSVILLE, LA - With more rain hitting Acadiana during much of this afternoon, residents of the already flood-prone area of Youngsville have reportedly abandoned the idea of...

SPRING BREAK: Basic Area Girl Just Going To Go Ahead And Use Natty Light...

LAFAYETTE, LA - After a relatively slow start to her Spring break, super-basic area college girl Elizabeth Briggs believes that it's time to take it up a...

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