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December, 17, 2017

REPORT: River Ranch No Whiter Than Usual Today

RIVER RANCH, LA - Despite an overnight snow flurry that reportedly froze the doors on numerous golf carts and rendered them useless, the upper-class neighborhood of River...

Distraught Governor Edwards Confident That Louisiana Will “Recover And Rebuild” From Horrific 2017 Snowstorm

BATON ROUGE, LA - With what appears to be the worst of the relentless snowfall finished, Governor John Bel Edwards took to the podium moments ago to...

Chaos At Acadiana Mall As New Clay Higgins Build-A-Bear Hits The Shelves

LAFAYETTE, LA - There were scenes of chaos and carnage at Acadiana Mall today, as Black Friday shoppers rushed to get their hands on the new Clay...

REPORT: Pawpaw Ready To Do Thanksgiving All Over Again Today

DELCAMBRE, LA - Incredible. Just one day after Thanksgiving, Pawpaw confirmed this morning that he enjoyed it so much that they should do it all again today. Pawpaw,...

Area Grocery Stores Increase Wine Stock By 500% In Anticipation Of Teacher’s Thanksgiving Week...

LAFAYETTE, LA - With Thanksgiving break fast approaching, area grocery stores have increased their wine quantities by 500% in anticipation of frazzled teachers in the area purchasing...

Authorities Remind Locals That ‘Hot Single Women With Boudin’ Internet Pop-Ups Are Just Scams

LAFAYETTE, LA - Sorry local men, it seems that the age old adage of "if it's too good to be true, it probably is" continues to ring...

COOL: Moncus Park Development Kicks Off With Construction Of 20,000 Capacity ‘Hipster Racing’ Arena

LAFAYETTE, LA - Now this looks cool. Moncus Park development officially began this week with the announcement of a 'hipster racing' arena. Construction on the arena, which will...

Youngsville Residents Abandon God In Favor Of Aquaman After More Flooding Issues

YOUNGSVILLE, LA - With more rain hitting Acadiana during much of this afternoon, residents of the already flood-prone area of Youngsville have reportedly abandoned the idea of...

SAD: TV Show ‘Fixer Upper’ To End After Finally Being Defeated By A New...

WACO, TX - It's the end of an era. Famed remodeling gurus Chip and Joanna Gaines today confirmed that their popular TV show 'Fixer Upper' will be...

MMM: Community Coffee Unveil New ‘LSU 2017/2018 Blend’ With Sour Start, Typical Lifeless Finish

BATON ROUGE, LA - You may need quite a few cups of this to wake you up in a morning. With the new college football season underway,...

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