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September, 20, 2018

NICE: Brian Pope Now Two Arrests Away From Complimentary Large Coffee

LAFAYETTE, LA - Great news! Who doesn't love free stuff? After being handed his latest arrest warrant for seven malfeasance in office charges, Brian Pope is now...

River Ranch Housewife, Pumpkin Spice Latte Reunited Like Long Lost Siblings Separated For 45...

RIVER RANCH, LA - Cradling her to-go cup like a prized treasure, River Ranch housewife Helen Simon was reunited with her beloved Pumpkin Spice Latte from Starbucks...

McGregor/Mayweather Fight Outshone And Outwatched By Bertrand/Cormier Fight Outside Of Cowboys

LAFAYETTE, LA - In a surprise outcome, reports suggest that the highly-anticipated boxing match between Floyd Mayweather and Conor McGregor was actually the second most popular fight...

GREAT NEWS: Louisiana Now Ranked 1st In Drag Queen-Related Controversy

LAFAYETTE, LA - Thank Lafayette! Because of the huge controversy over the prospect of drag queens reading books to children at Lafayette Public Library, the state of...

Homesick Candles Announce ‘Louisiana Collection’ Featuring Aromatic Scents Of Freetown, New Iberia, Youngsville

New York City, NY - On the back of their successful launch of hand-crafted candles with scents reminiscent of various U.S. states, Homesick Candles have today announced...

ICYMI: Anthony Bourdain Spends Whole Episode Of ‘Parts Unknown’ Touting Olive Garden On Johnston...

LAFAYETTE, LA - Well, none of us were expecting this. It's a well known fact that the late Anthony Bourdain spent a large chunk of his time in...

God Urges Jesse Duplantis To Get Falcon 7X Plane After Spotting Great Second-Hand Deal...

HEAVEN - Claiming that he'd just seen an unbelievable deal for a second-hand, barely used Falcon 7X aircraft online, God has been in immediate contact with Louisiana-based...

REPORT: Area Teacher Enters 3-Month Polyamorous Relationship With Sofa, Bed, TV And Wine

LAFAYETTE, LA - Although adamant that this is only going to be a short term thing, area teacher Hannah Silva has officially entered a polyamorous relationship with...

Residents Begin Smearing Lamb’s Blood Above Doors In Preparation For Passover Of Cajun Heartland...

LAFAYETTE, LA - It's that time of year again. Acadiana residents have begun their annual task of smearing lamb's blood across their doorways in anticipation of the...

REPORT: Royal Wedding Completely Upstaged By Cousin Caleb And Kayla’s Hunting Themed Cake

ERATH, LA - Wow, who could have seen this coming? In what is sure to infuriate members of the royal family who expected all eyes to be...

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